you mean there are *gasp* other religions? more state sponsored "christian" bigotry

[HYHYBT]

That's a bit different, though. That was about introducing the program; this is about Idiot Woman belatedly realizing other religions than her own exist.

[Seifer]

It's because of morons like these that I wish people would open up Church of Satan schools. (They wouldn't have to actually teach anything about Satan - just use the name. It's enough to scare any overly religious idiot.) Then, when the religious zealots in the government find out they'd also have to give state money to a Satanic school, they'd never pass a law like that again.

[Nekojin]

"Orthodox Church of the Lightbringer."

[Jaden]

You wouldn't even need to go that far. Just call it The School of Evolution and Condoms and label it as a religion of reason

[Hyena Dandy]

They could say 'that's not a religion.'

But a big part of these crazy conservative's ridiculous behavior is that they believe 'secular humanism' to be a religion.

THus... Secular Humanist schools.