What do you think we do?!

[Hobbs]

Pretty sure that's a pretty common first thought when someone says that their in the Air Force.

It... really goes without saying.

Only children are excluded from this.

[RavenStarr]

Please stop calling me Army >.>

My IQ is dropping

I misread that as "Please stop calling me Amy"

[Tanasi]

As an Army veteran of 25 years we referred to our flying brethern as the Chair Force as they did the majority of their fighting while sitting down.

Join the Army to meet new and interesting people and then kill them.

Nahhh killin isn't a good thing even if the person is your enemy unfortunately lots of the time you don't have a choice.

[Hobbs]

Actually, we're deploying a lot more now, taking care of our own security and combat missions instead of leaving it up to the Army. One of our cadre even worked alongside the Army, augmenting as personnel at a POW camp in Iraq.

[jackfaire]

Please stop calling me Army >.>

My IQ is dropping

*Raises an eyebrow*

[Wingates_Hellsing]

*Raises an eyebrow*

You've obviously never heard what the acronym MARINES actually is:

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

In other news, paratroopers routinely jump out of perfectly good airplanes with not a thing wrong with them, and we though marines were dumb!

What!? It's all in good fun!

[Tanasi]

You've obviously never heard what the acronym MARINES actually is:

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

In other news, paratroopers routinely jump out of perfectly good airplanes with not a thing wrong with them, and we though marines were dumb!

What!? It's all in good fun!

The first thing they teach you in airborne school is that there is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane.
Airplane = a million parts flying in close formation made by the lowest bidder.

[Fryk]

Sorta like how my dad said that the Navy guys view submarines.

[Arcade Man D]

You've obviously never heard what the acronym MARINES actually is:

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

In other news, paratroopers routinely jump out of perfectly good airplanes with not a thing wrong with them, and we though marines were dumb!

What!? It's all in good fun!

I always preferred the one my Army buddy taught me.
My
Ass
Really
Is
Navy
Equipment

Granted, my ex-Marine CW at my old job taught me
Ain't
Ready for
Marines
Yet

[Hobbs]

No, Army means...

Air Force
Rejected
Me
Yesterday.

[Nyoibo]

You've obviously never heard what the acronym MARINES actually is:

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

In other news, paratroopers routinely jump out of perfectly good airplanes with not a thing wrong with them, and we though marines were dumb!

What!? It's all in good fun!

I'm just amused that no one's pointed out the mistake in that post, I'll help

You've obviously never heard what the acronym MARINES actually is:

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential
S ?

and none of the armed forces picked it.

[jackfaire]

I'm just amused that no one's pointed out the mistake in that post, I'll help



and none of the armed forces picked it.

It stands for So There but is implied by sticking your tounge out after you say E.

[Hobbs]

It is the 'Marine Corps' not the 'Marines Corps' that's grammatically wrong.

[Nyoibo]

Yes, but they are refered to as Marines.

[Wingates_Hellsing]

Yes, but they are refered to as Marines.

In plural mention of collective members of the Marine Corps, but the acronym joke is about the corp itself, not the members. As weird as that sounds.