Game: Take offense to what the person above you says

[Lace Neil Singer]

This is quite a fun game; I saw it originally on Metal Sludge, and seeing as the trend now is to be offended by everything and anything... Basically, the first person posts a statement, and the next person posts how they are offended, then posts another and so on. I'll start.


Sneezing is disgusting.

[Flyndaran]

A natrual bodily function disgusting!? That's awful.

But Coke sucks, only Pepsi products deserve to be sold.

[Amethyst Hunter]

I am offended by your Pepsi bias. I believe that NEITHER should be sold, since they both taste disgusting to me.

(Now Mountain Dew, baby, THAT'S where it's at!)

My offensive statement: Those who do not drown their food in gravy are heathen fools.

[powerboy]

Gravy only belongs on mashed potatoes. That is the only thing that Gravy tastes great on.


Football and Boxing is fake

[Giggle Goose]

Ahh, but the sheer joy of drinking mad amounts of beer and yelling at men in tight pants/shirtless sweaty dudes is completely and entirely REAL. If loving something fake is wrong, then I don't want to be right!

Anyone who takes part in Black Friday consumerism is a toolbag.

[vanima]

!!! I LIKE SALES!!! who doesn't like to get things for cheap?!


anyone who watches porn is a pervert!

[DrT]

anyone who watches porn is a pervert!

Excuse me but I'm offended by that: tis not because I watch porn that my mind is twisted in such a way that I will undress any female person coming my way and imagine her bent over something, wet with desire. Or imagine what use could be done of bungee rope and a few well placed vibrating implements. Neither may I be interested in exploring part of my wife's body that represent unacceptable venues for a gentleman. And I won't forever fantasize on intercourse with multiple women for long drawn winter days with no interruptions save for necessary resupply of lube and condom or the possible change of batteries.











Then again, maybe I do.....


my statement: Mayonnaise on pasta is just wrong.

[DesignFox]

And I won't forever fantasize on intercourse with SO for long drawn winter days with no interruptions save for necessary resupply of lube and condoms....

edited for my personal preference/amusement.

Did it just get hot in here???

my statement: Mayonnaise on pasta is just wrong.

I am offended by this statement! How dare you insinuate that Mayonnaise on pasta is anything less than the best combination ever invented!


NT:

Merry Christmas!

[anriana]

Merry Christmas!

I cannot believe that you would dare to profane Precious Baby Jesus by celebrating such a pagan-influenced holiday or wishing that your fellow blasphemers actually enjoy their heathen ritual.

NT: Puppies are cute.

[BlaqueKatt]

Puppies are cute.

something that demands you be a total slave to it's whims, destruction of property is not cute no matter if it be by chewing or piddling(or worse) on the rug-at least cats come litter trained by their mothers.


Mice and rats are the best pets one can own!

[Lace Neil Singer]

How dare you champion the keeping of disgusting, disease ridden vermin as pets! Shame on you!

Children are our future.

[Amethyst Hunter]

Children are our future.

And that future is Fucked with a capital F.

Pizza is the world's - no, the universe's - greatest food EVAR. And anybody who disagrees with me is a big old meanie poopie-head!

[DesignFox]

And that future is Fucked with a capital F.

I LOL'd!!! Can I borrow that exchange????

Pizza is the world's - no, the universe's - greatest food EVAR. And anybody who disagrees with me is a big old meanie poopie-head!

NO way! Pizza is horrendous. I'm disgusted by your taste in food. We all know sushi trumps pizza anyday.

NT:

Only you can prevent forest fires!

[Amethyst Hunter]

I LOL'd!!! Can I borrow that exchange????

Sure can.

Only you can prevent forest fires!

*sets down gas can and flicks lighter* Whaddya mean, "prevent" them?! >:-)

[Lace Neil Singer]

(yes, you can just take offence at the statement someone makes as a reply to another statement)

You evil arsonist! Enjoy the firesetting now, but how will you cope with the eternal fires of hell?!

XD