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Years ago I asked how to say phrases in my co workers languages (Polish at first then Lithuainian when they came in), some simple things like please, thank you and good morning etc, occasionally I would be cheeky and ask how to say chat up lines, but I always took the answer with a pinch of salt.
Another co worker was learning how to insult people via a Russian guy we had and everyone laughed when ever he said anything, either A> just cos he said it B> what he said and what he thought he said are two totally different things.
I was always leary of my answers as if I was in that position, I would teach all the wrong things, imagining him brandashing a broken beer bottle in anger yelling
"I WANT TO GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB!" in Russian
Now on monday night, whilst captain dickhead was out of my hair for a bit, I got accosted by a Sweedish guy cos I looked the most wasted guy in the Regal, a rather large, if not largest pub in the area and quite busy for a monday at that. Most wasted, I had only started my 2nd Crabbies (alcoholic ginger beer), then when he dissapeared to the toilet I get accosted by a Polish guy who thought I was American, cos I looked American, what that looks like is beyond me.
So the Swede gets back they get talking Polish guy's mate has joined us and we are all saying cheers in languages and I say
"Chin Chin" to which the polish guy has beer coming out of his nose laughing
"In my language that means 'I have just had sex'!" my bullshit alarm was sounding, he also informed me that the polish word for corner sounded like the four letter word that is slang for the vagina.
"so you have come to England to fuck English corners then?"
He had been teaching his mate phrases and I dread to think of what he is really saying as I asked one of our Polish women if either were true and as I thought, no they were not.
Moral of this story, get a phrase book, although I have yet to find
"My penis, your mouth how much?"
although one did have "which one tastes the best" 
but I don't know how to pronouce words with bits over them.
Another co worker was learning how to insult people via a Russian guy we had and everyone laughed when ever he said anything, either A> just cos he said it B> what he said and what he thought he said are two totally different things.
I was always leary of my answers as if I was in that position, I would teach all the wrong things, imagining him brandashing a broken beer bottle in anger yelling
"I WANT TO GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB!" in Russian
Now on monday night, whilst captain dickhead was out of my hair for a bit, I got accosted by a Sweedish guy cos I looked the most wasted guy in the Regal, a rather large, if not largest pub in the area and quite busy for a monday at that. Most wasted, I had only started my 2nd Crabbies (alcoholic ginger beer), then when he dissapeared to the toilet I get accosted by a Polish guy who thought I was American, cos I looked American, what that looks like is beyond me.
So the Swede gets back they get talking Polish guy's mate has joined us and we are all saying cheers in languages and I say
"Chin Chin" to which the polish guy has beer coming out of his nose laughing
"In my language that means 'I have just had sex'!" my bullshit alarm was sounding, he also informed me that the polish word for corner sounded like the four letter word that is slang for the vagina.
"so you have come to England to fuck English corners then?"
He had been teaching his mate phrases and I dread to think of what he is really saying as I asked one of our Polish women if either were true and as I thought, no they were not.
Moral of this story, get a phrase book, although I have yet to find
"My penis, your mouth how much?"
although one did have "which one tastes the best" but I don't know how to pronouce words with bits over them.
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