The Strawman Game

[Lace Neil Singer]

What's the point of all that when all those damn immigrants just take the jobs? We need to do something about immigration first!

Criticising the government just shows ignorance.

[Rageaholic]

So you support a totalitarian dictatatorship?

I believe that Casey Anthony is guilty

[Lace Neil Singer]

People fought for the right to be innocent before being proven guilty! You must be against the army!

People should be allowed to have as many children as they want, as long as they can support them all.

[Duelist925]

Oh, so you want a population to rival Chinas then? We should emulate a COMMUNIST country? Huh?!



Same Sex Marriage Needs to be approved!

[BlaqueKatt]

Same Sex Marriage Needs to be approved!

To quote Bill Maher-"we already have it, every night you go home to your spouse it's the same sex"

the US needs to focus on it's own issues and stop butting it's nose in everyone else's business.

[insertNameHere]

The US is the greatest country in the world, WE made Mc Donalds!!!!!

What we need to do is stop Microsoft from releasing a crappy rushed operating system every other time!!!

[HYHYBT]

What, you'd rather they make a crappy, rushed operating system EVERY time?

You shouldn't move your living room furniture outside if it's going to rain (there's a reason I mention it...)

[Lace Neil Singer]

Don't be stupid; rain won't hurt furniture! And if it does, it's your fault for buying such cheap, crappy furniture in the first place!

Nuclear power is dangerous. The future in electric power is obviously solar power and windmills.

[HYHYBT]

(As it happens, the rain *didn't* hurt the furniture. Not even the piano. Which I suppose balances Dad and Stepmom's luck of having to replace the roof, floor, and heat/air all in the same summer.)

I hesitate to use this, because I've heard it presented seriously...

But if you put up too many windmills, you'll use up all the wind and then the world will get too hot!

Cats make wonderful pets.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Cats are the pets of the DEVIL! You evil Satan worshipper!

Due to modern technology like the internet, it's no longer necessary to teach children how to write correctly.

[LewisLegion]

Language and spelling are evolving entities! You're a creationist and against evolution, you ignorant bible-thumper!!

Something needs to be done to stop bullying in schools.

[Teysa]

And what? You think we should ignore the bullying that goes on outside of schools?!

Every major metropolitan area should have good, affordable public transportation.

[Lace Neil Singer]

All those buses would damage the environment! All those lazy people should just walk and cycle everywhere instead.

Children belong everywhere; there should never be any childfree places cuz the children are our future.

[LewisLegion]

You want children in strip clubs?? You pervert!

Taxes should be levied on the rich and loosened on the poor.

[christopher]

What!? You want the rich to flee the country as fast as our jobs are???

English should be made our national language.