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The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commentors. They talk about the most annoying type of commentors who comment on articles and videos.
Cliff notes version.
8. The non believer: Someone who says that the video is fake or made up.
7. The Macho Man: Someone who talks tough, claiming that if they were in the situation they would beat the shit out of said person.
6. The defender: Someone who tells off others for making fun of the person in the article or video.
5. Mr Science: Someone who is spouting scientific facts to correct others.
4. Hitler's Apprentice: Racists.
3. The Ninja: Trolls who just post stuff like "your a fag" and are never heard from again.
2. Political Activist: Armchair political experts who spam their opinions on videos and articles completely unrelated to their views.
1. Bots: More specifically spambots, particulaly when the stuff their advertising will only give you viruses and spyware.
Okay admit it, you've probably been guilty of a few of these. I'm guilty of 6 and 7. 6 because sometimes people online can be really cruel to those who don't really deserve it (like Rebecca Black. The song is bad, but people were horrible to her). 7 when something really upsets me. Like if someone is killing puppies for fun, I might have a kneejerk reaction and post some pretty nasty stuff about what I'd like to do to that person. Also, when I was younger and more immiture, I was number 3.
And because I always like to add my two cents, here's some commentors I can't stand.
-Broken Records: The ones who spam their opinions, C&Ping their post and continuing to post it again and again, even when their opinion has been rebuffed.
-Nitpickers: This occurs on message boards more often than articles and videos, but it can apply there too. Some people just have to nitpick completely irrelevent details and derail any interesting discussion. So someone used a word out of context or didn't post it in the right forum, does it really make a difference? I see this all the time on the TGWTG forums and TV tropes. You can't have any discussion without some stupid douchebag finding something to nitpick at.
-Blamers: Those who make it their personal mission to put the blame on someone they hate. For instance, I remember reading an article on some kids who set up a deadly prank and someone made a comment blaming "Obama's Socialism" for "teaching them not to take responsibility". So Obama is to blame for two douchebag kids doing something stupid? I didn't know he had that much power.
The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commentors. They talk about the most annoying type of commentors who comment on articles and videos.
Cliff notes version.
8. The non believer: Someone who says that the video is fake or made up.
7. The Macho Man: Someone who talks tough, claiming that if they were in the situation they would beat the shit out of said person.
6. The defender: Someone who tells off others for making fun of the person in the article or video.
5. Mr Science: Someone who is spouting scientific facts to correct others.
4. Hitler's Apprentice: Racists.
3. The Ninja: Trolls who just post stuff like "your a fag" and are never heard from again.
2. Political Activist: Armchair political experts who spam their opinions on videos and articles completely unrelated to their views.
1. Bots: More specifically spambots, particulaly when the stuff their advertising will only give you viruses and spyware.
Okay admit it, you've probably been guilty of a few of these. I'm guilty of 6 and 7. 6 because sometimes people online can be really cruel to those who don't really deserve it (like Rebecca Black. The song is bad, but people were horrible to her). 7 when something really upsets me. Like if someone is killing puppies for fun, I might have a kneejerk reaction and post some pretty nasty stuff about what I'd like to do to that person. Also, when I was younger and more immiture, I was number 3.
And because I always like to add my two cents, here's some commentors I can't stand.
-Broken Records: The ones who spam their opinions, C&Ping their post and continuing to post it again and again, even when their opinion has been rebuffed.
-Nitpickers: This occurs on message boards more often than articles and videos, but it can apply there too. Some people just have to nitpick completely irrelevent details and derail any interesting discussion. So someone used a word out of context or didn't post it in the right forum, does it really make a difference? I see this all the time on the TGWTG forums and TV tropes. You can't have any discussion without some stupid douchebag finding something to nitpick at.
-Blamers: Those who make it their personal mission to put the blame on someone they hate. For instance, I remember reading an article on some kids who set up a deadly prank and someone made a comment blaming "Obama's Socialism" for "teaching them not to take responsibility". So Obama is to blame for two douchebag kids doing something stupid? I didn't know he had that much power.
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