Kink's Pron Thread! (probably NSFW, and generally offensive before it's all done)

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Alrighty. Unsolicited pron is getting delivered weekly to my house.

Here's an example.

What? You don't see how obscene that is? A scantily clad woman with her legs spread, holding a scrotum in each hand. Come ON. It says right there she's a body builder, and so is wearing spandex and little else while sweating.

I mean, even with MY shitty eyesight, I can see she's a natural redhead, if you know what I mean.

I mean, woah. Hot, right? I'd totally jump the fence for her. In fact, I have this orange area rug by my back door that now, thanks to this picture, I kind of feel a stirring for it. I'm just saying. This picture is a threat to the sanctity of my marriage and family.

There's probably a circular in there somewhere with shoes in it, I dunno. SHOES. I know, right? I did see a bed in there somewhere.

So this tidal wave of unsolicited filth has to stop.

Fortunately, I have USPS Form 1500 to save the day. You use that form to report companies that are sending pornographic materials to your house. It's a criminal offense for a company that has been thus reported to keep sending unsolicited shit to an address that reported them.

Oh, and it's totally up to the person submitting the form what they consider sexual.

Which rocks, because The State Newspaper is the same newspaper I successfully sued years ago for illegal telemarketing practices. Clearly, I do not subscribe to this outdated and opinionated rag nor will I ever. I do not like The State Paper, I do not like litter, I do not like trespassers, I do not like unsolicited advertising jammed down my throat, and I do not like being ignored when I make a polite request to be left alone.

So you can probably imagine how turned on I am right now.

Watch this space.

[Rapscallion]

So you can probably imagine how turned on I am right now.

I think I need that explaining more. Since I can fake being hard of hearing, I'll have to pop on a plane and come over to hear better.

Rapscallion

[Andara Bledin]

While I hate lawn spam (in any form) as much as the next guy, I do not think that this is the answer.

For one, it will destroy the purpose of the anti-porn list, which has a valid use. It's like putting the guys who peed in an alley on the same list as the one who went out and kidnapped and raped a 2nd-grader.

The way to fight these people is the same as fighting unsolicited faxes: money. It costs money to dispose of waste, thus you should be able to make a case that they owe you money for their causing you to have waste to dispose of.

It won't be as easy or as viscerally satisfying as reporting them as porn, but it would be more appropriate and have a more positive long-term outcome should someone carry it through.

^-.-^

[Boozy]

I don't think I'd leave my husband for the woman in the picture, but I might for you.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I don't think I'd leave my husband for the woman in the picture, but I might for you.

HA! I needed that!

Actually, I am pretty sure the wording is such on the form so it can be used on a specific company for such purpose as this. I read more than one place what actually suggested it for this very thing.

All it does it specify that that company cannot send you anything. It doesn't put them on any sort of pervert list or anything. All they have to do to avoid getting in trouble is to comply with your request.


Basically, it's saying "this postal customer finds your solicitations offensive. Stop bothering them."

I've dealt with these people before. They do not understand concepts such as "respect" and "privacy".

I sent an email to Palmetto Pride (which is an anti littering thing here) and they're trying to tell me there is no law against what The State is doing and that their trespassing is protected under the First Amendment, which is hogwash. By that logic, I can dump my household trash on my next door neighbor's lawn every morning and that's protected.

This link would suggest otherwise.

South Carolina has a big problem with littering. I'm seeing why.

Raps: What I'm saying is that basically, going to battle with these guys once again is something I am considering a fun prospect. I rather liked the first fight, and I liked the free money even more. So the idea that they are once again refusing to respect my right to be left alone by them is going to do nothing more than get me excited and ready for Round Two.

[protege]

I sent an email to Palmetto Pride (which is an anti littering thing here) and they're trying to tell me there is no law against what The State is doing and that their trespassing is protected under the First Amendment, which is hogwash. By that logic, I can dump my household trash on my next door neighbor's lawn every morning and that's protected.

They're no better than your average internet spammer. They'll use any trick in the book to get their "message" out there, and will pull the "First Amendment" card when called out on it. Sorry, but fuck that. I'm all for free speech, but *your* right to it...ends where *my* property line begins. You may have the right to put your message out there, but I have the right not to have to sweep that shit off my lawn.

[blas87]

If anyone is receiving photos of naked hot men that they don't want, I am always willing to give you my address to forward it to.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Okay. Did some research on the county I live in and get this: evidently, the paper CAN claim First Amendment rights.

So legally, they evidently don't have to respect it if I say to stop dumping on my property.

I'm having a hard time getting my head around that, but then, I live in a state where I have a hard time getting my head around quite a bit that goes on here.

So, I don't really have any other recourse at this point than to fight dirty.

It has occured to me that the way the law is written, if I were to, say, deliver something in the doorway of the newspaper office downtown, as long as it was clearly something that was meant to be read, and contained in such a way as to keep it from blowing around and making a mess, the same law should protect my right to do it.

Hm. This is a completely hypothetical, of course.

[aurelemsrealm]

It sounds a lot like the newspaper office may have some reading material delivered to it's front door......

[Greenday]

Due to blatant lying, I feel we should permaban the OP. So not cool getting my hopes up like that.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Hey, man, I posted that filthy picture of that little ginger tease. What more do you want?

[kamn]

They deliver this on your lawn? Have you considered complaining about the damage to the lawn? You might be growing or using the expensive english lawn, which gets damaged every time they throw that newspaper on it. Food for thought...

[Bloodsoul]

Alrighty. Unsolicited pron is getting delivered weekly to my house.

Here's an example.

Darkseid?

[Nyoibo]

Due to blatant lying, I feel we should permaban the OP. So not cool getting my hopes up like that.

I agree, not fair.

[crazylegs]

I've often mused that if I had an outhouse or similar that I would collect various leaflets/free newspapers etc over the course of the year then make the rounds of delivering them back...