That's *Mrs.* AdminAssistant

[HYHYBT]

I wasn't even thinking of makeup and such; I just don't like having things shoved in my face and don't imagine many people *do* like it... and it only works if it's RARE, whether by accident (which surely would happen occasionally) or as a joke (which only works as a joke if it's not practically as expected as "you may kiss the bride.")

[SongsOfDragons]

Saving the cake is silly (for one thing, even if it did keep well, the box takes up too much of a freezer) but it's a far better tradition than smushing the cake into your spouse's face.

I have a book called 'The Little Book of Bad Taste' and all the 'facts' in the book are unfortunatley uncited, but it does say within a story of a German bride who had the cake-smushing done on her wedding; she responded by breaking a bottle on her Australian groom's head...killing him...

[Racket_Man]

Saving the cake is silly (for one thing, even if it did keep well, the box takes up too much of a freezer) but it's a far better tradition than smushing the cake into your spouse's face.

ahhhhh sometimes that just takes the fun outta things. I have a picture of me AND my Ex trying to smush cake in each others face. too bad the humor only lasted 15 years before the weird shit started.

[Giggle Goose]

D'oh! I am way late, seeing as I haven't been around here for a while, but I wanted to say and wish you the best of luck in your married life!

I am glad that everything came together, even with small mishaps and your mom's annoying behavior. You will be laughing about it for years to come