Sex at the Olympics. LOL

[Racket_Man]

all of the super-hyped up competitors and what happens???

http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/st...village-071812

[Greenday]

Yea, I learned about this a couple Olympics ago. In Vancouver, they had a condom shortage in the village and had to have an emergency shipment because they are all just a bunch of horny bastards it appears. Can't blame them. Surrounded by a bunch of good-looking, athletic people.

[HYHYBT]

Interesting seeing this after reading of somebody or other complaining that not housing straight couples together is discrimination.

[draco664]

Interesting seeing this after reading of somebody or other complaining that not housing straight couples together is discrimination.

That would probably be the married Aussie couple - both shooters.

There's a bit of a conspiracy brewing* around that decision; the hubby made some derogatory comments about the Australian Olympic Committee. Next committee meeting, the decision to not house married couples together was made.

*Please note I haven't researched this - just repeating what I've been told. Take it with as much salt as you like.

[Mr Hero]

I was hoping they'd make this an olympic sport.

[Nyoibo]

Gee, who'd a thunk it, hundreds of young people at their physical peak...

[Rapscallion]

Come on, got to be an obvious result with all that testosterone around. The men are probably just as bad.

Rapscallion

[fireheart17]

I was hoping they'd make this an olympic sport.

I do have to wonder how THAT would work....

-Would it be based on how fast you finish?
-Would you get points for execution?
-Would you get more points if you used a difficult position?
-Would you lose points if you didn't finish inside your partner or the condom?
-Would they give more points if the woman finishes first?

Yeah, I'm weird.

[Andara Bledin]

I do have to wonder how THAT would work....

It would be a one on one competition. Whoever goes first, loses.

^-.-^

[Mr Hero]

You lose points for dismounting too early.

[bex1218]

I'm shocked that I haven't seen a porno for that.

[Mr Hero]

This was posted under "Grab Bag". Make your own jokes here.

[jackfaire]

-Would they give more points if the woman finishes first?

Yeah, I'm weird.

Would your parents cheer you on and talk about the proud story of how you have been training for this your whole life?

[fireheart17]

Would your parents cheer you on and talk about the proud story of how you have been training for this your whole life?

SO glad I wasn't drinking anything!

[Cats]

Would your parents cheer you on and talk about the proud story of how you have been training for this your whole life?

Complete with (disturbing) montages?