Wow, couldn't have guessed that.

[draco664]

Brought to you from the NSSN ("No Shit, Sherlock" News-desk), a new study has revealed a shocking finding.

Sex makes you happy.

Next up, ursine defecation in an arboreal environment - an analysis.

[HYHYBT]

I'd heard rumors....

[bex1218]

Oh My God. I never knew that. How could I be so dumb?

[Rapscallion]

Really? I might have to try it out in that case. Anyone female out there willing to experiment to see if it works with me?

Rapscallion

[Mr Hero]

It's for science, ladies.

[Giggle Goose]

That's a good one! Raps you know I'm taken, but I'm sure your female fans would be lining up around the block to participate in such a study with you

Was it here that I saw the link to a study that people living in poverty are more likely to be depressed? I forget where I found it, but I was doing a whole lot of this after I read it:

[Rapscallion]

That's a good one! Raps you know I'm taken, but I'm sure your female fans would be lining up around the block to participate in such a study with you

Death by erosion?

Rapscallion

[telecom_goddess]

Really? I might have to try it out in that case. Anyone female out there willing to experiment to see if it works with me?

Rapscallion

supply a passport and a ticket and I'm THERE!

[Rapscallion]

Mmm, the passport thing is the hardest of the two.

Rapscallion

[Hyena Dandy]

Ha.

I knew I had the right idea.

[telecom_goddess]

Mmm, the passport thing is the hardest of the two.

Rapscallion

well ok I can do that myself but you still get to do the ticket!

[Sarah Valentine]

Here's another peice of shocking news: having sex can get you pregnant!

[HYHYBT]

That would indeed be shocking news.

[Mr Hero]

Here's another peice of shocking news: having sex can get you pregnant!

Further studies have found that this happens in 50% of the participants.