Prosecutors seek life sentence for guy named Mullet for crimes against hair...

[draco664]

Dear $DEITY, I'm not making a single bit of that title up.

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A slightly less facetious summary : Mullet, leader of an Amish sect, broke into people's homes, restrained them, and forcibly sheared their beards off. Prosecutors presented the case as a hate crime, given the religious aspect of it.

[the_std]

I have nothing to add to this, except to say that, when I glanced at the title, I was sure it said "PROSTITUTES seek life sentence", and I was utterly, utterly confused.

[lordlundar]

I have nothing to add to this, except to say that, when I glanced at the title, I was sure it said "PROSTITUTES seek life sentence", and I was utterly, utterly confused.

I read it properly and it didn't really help much.

[bara]

Yeah, some of my friends started calling them the Amish Mafia.

[CaptainJaneway]

Actually there is an Amish Mafia. I think it is on tlc or dhc channel.

[bara]

Mr. Mullet (snickers) got 15 years I think for his hair cutting crimes...