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How to tell you need a vacation: Laid down to take a nap, while taking a nap have a messed up dream.
In the dream I am at work, and I am on a delivery and for some reason I am driving a bus on my delivery. A bus that has bad breaks that barely work and of course lots of hills. It must be a church bus because thats where I end up after looking for the church for about 3 hours. They didnt give an address I just had to drive around until I was waved down. The lady ends up telling me I was early and Id have to wait around for a ride home. The lady paid with a check (we dont take checks) but damed if I was going to waste all that time for the delivery for... one sandwich a bag of chips and a 2 liter. So after awhile this redneck mechanic shows up and take me back to the shop in the bus.
After getting back to work the Manager asks me why I took the run so early to which I reply 'no one told me it was a timed order'. Which in my dream was true.
So far, that was the only delivery of the day, but I really had to go to the bathroom. So I go back to the bathroom only to discover that the bathrooms are now bigger than our entire shop and parking lot, but also full of people just playing around. This pisses me off because I had that shitty run with no tip in the bus deathtrap and one sandwich. So I start yelling at people to get the hell out. Many are kids so they dont budge they just laugh. I then start physically picking up and taking the kids out of the bathroom and dumping them in the lobby. After the first few they get the idea and start clearing out. One of the 'kids' I literally pick up with one arm and carry out the door was wiggling and complaining a whole lot. After I put him down I realized it was just a really short man, he kept complaining after I put him down but I just turned and walked back to the bathroom. Shortly after that (keep in mind we dont even HAVE a public restroom) I heard a woman yell "Honey that man is as big as our backyard he will squash you!"
Apparently this was the short man's wife and he was walking back and it looked like he wanted to fight. I still had to pee really bad at this point and had no real desire to squash him. When he got close to me he put his arms up like and old timey boxer, I then picked him up by his collar and carried him back out to his wife and walked back into the bathroom.. at that point I woke up from that strange ass dream remembering how pissed off I was because I would probably be the one to clean the bathroom after all that mess.
In the dream I am at work, and I am on a delivery and for some reason I am driving a bus on my delivery. A bus that has bad breaks that barely work and of course lots of hills. It must be a church bus because thats where I end up after looking for the church for about 3 hours. They didnt give an address I just had to drive around until I was waved down. The lady ends up telling me I was early and Id have to wait around for a ride home. The lady paid with a check (we dont take checks) but damed if I was going to waste all that time for the delivery for... one sandwich a bag of chips and a 2 liter. So after awhile this redneck mechanic shows up and take me back to the shop in the bus.
After getting back to work the Manager asks me why I took the run so early to which I reply 'no one told me it was a timed order'. Which in my dream was true.
So far, that was the only delivery of the day, but I really had to go to the bathroom. So I go back to the bathroom only to discover that the bathrooms are now bigger than our entire shop and parking lot, but also full of people just playing around. This pisses me off because I had that shitty run with no tip in the bus deathtrap and one sandwich. So I start yelling at people to get the hell out. Many are kids so they dont budge they just laugh. I then start physically picking up and taking the kids out of the bathroom and dumping them in the lobby. After the first few they get the idea and start clearing out. One of the 'kids' I literally pick up with one arm and carry out the door was wiggling and complaining a whole lot. After I put him down I realized it was just a really short man, he kept complaining after I put him down but I just turned and walked back to the bathroom. Shortly after that (keep in mind we dont even HAVE a public restroom) I heard a woman yell "Honey that man is as big as our backyard he will squash you!"
Apparently this was the short man's wife and he was walking back and it looked like he wanted to fight. I still had to pee really bad at this point and had no real desire to squash him. When he got close to me he put his arms up like and old timey boxer, I then picked him up by his collar and carried him back out to his wife and walked back into the bathroom.. at that point I woke up from that strange ass dream remembering how pissed off I was because I would probably be the one to clean the bathroom after all that mess.
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