Bad Dating (Male Edition)

[Jester]

I've got to ask - why did they ask you out in the first place if you don't conform to their specifications?

Rapscallion

Oh, that's easy. Because guys are idiots who will do anything to get laid.

[blas87]

Too true, Jester.

Too bad for that guy, it made such a great story for me and my gay boyfriends.

They think I'm hot the way I am, so I know where I stand