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  • Cracked: 6 Harsh Truths

    The article is two years old, but David Wong’s 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person, still shows up quite a bit in recommended articles. Now, I love cracked.com and have found myself reading their articles every day, but this particular article, in my mind, was a low point in normally entertaining and informative site.

    The basic message is 'do things which benefit others', which is not a bad message at all. But it's the delivery which makes it read less like "make the world a better place." and more like "what have you done with your life you useless sack of shit!". To make things worse, this is filled with so much rhetorical bullshit that it reads more like some kind of sermon than any comedy article. In fact, that's exactly what it is, a sermon.

    Step 1: Make people buy into their worst fears. (either death or personal inadequacy).
    Step 2: Offer an absolute solution with no room for compromise.
    Step 3: Assume that any objections are not based on logic, but people's unwillingness to accept such "harsh truths".
    Step 4: Profit!

    This is exactly what Wong does. He goes after those who are down on their luck, whether it’s job problems or relationship problems and gives them a giant middle finger. Heck, his third ‘truth’ is that the reason people hate themselves is because they’re not doing anything. Instead of, I don’t know, things like depression, anxiety, and things outside of their own control, things which require medication and therapy, not guilt trips. But the most despicable thing about this article is that it makes itself immune to any criticism by throwing it back at the critic. this rebuttal article explains it better than I can. Here’s an excerpt.

    The truth is, I resent Six Harsh Truths because of the tone it strikes and the assumptions it makes. I refuse to accept the premise that negative reinforcement always works. I refuse to accept the idea that all the 'world' demands the same kinds of output from individuals. Or that all individuals (in order to feel constructive and happy) must all become heroes of the same 'makers' myth that Wong suggests turns the earth.

    I reject the idea that people have to be spoken to like petulant children in order to learn to walk. The assumption that epiphanies must be forced on people in a funk in order to wake them up. SHT appeals to a vast, universal fear, one most of us share, that we haven't accomplished enough in our lives, then says 'this is the only way you'll learn to be a better person.' it offers little except tough love. Instead of acknowledging its thesis as a very valid piece in a broader puzzle, it says "this is all there is. These facts are absolute. There is nothing else. Deal with it."
    So yeah, this article hit a lot of sour notes with me. Ironically, it’s considered by many to be one of the best articles on cracked and even has some kind of cult following. So what the hell?

  • #2
    I confess I rather like the article, specially with the disclaimer at the beginning.

    I don´t think the article assume "that people have to be spoken to like petulant children in order to learn to walk" just that it is very hard to say an unpleaseant truth to someone and not sound like an asshole, but sometimes they need to be said nontheless. Some people respond better to that kind of dialogue.

    but as the beginning states, the article is not for everyone (though I agree it exagerates)

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    • #3
      The big issue here, I believe, is audience. Who's their core audience?

      College-age males.

      And, let's be honest, a good portion of those guys haven't fully gotten past "nice guy syndrome". That's what the article addresses.
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      • #4
        I'm not denying the 'nice guy' problem. Those who feel entitled to sex because they're 'nice' need to shut the fuck up. But the article isn't aimed toward just those people, it's aimed at anyone who's down on their luck. And if the article is aimed at college aged students, than there's a problem; a lot of college students haven't accomplished much yet because they're just starting adulthood. Picking on them seems really unfair.

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        • #5
          It's aimed at folks who feel entitled. Down on your luck and raging about the unfairness? OK, what are you doing to fix the issue? Make yourself more marketable? Nothing? Then guess what: it's not going to change. And college kids, in general, have an idea that the jobs will just come after school.
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          • #6
            ^ But that's more the result of the economy recovering after the 2008 recession. It's getting better, but it's still pretty hard to find decent jobs. Especially when so many jobs demand college education and skills which can only be acquired by having experience at said job.

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            • #7
              Not entirely the economy's fault. Because, as you note, companies want experience. Which again means what are you, the individual, doing to make your skill set desirable? Are you interning at a related company? Working in a related field? Volunteering in a position that showcases those skills?

              The point of the article is that nothing will be handed to you just because you think it should be. Yes, there are folks that lucky. No, you're probably not one of them. So we have to remember that, to society at large, we're only as good as what we offer.

              And that's something a lot of college and high school kids don't learn until it's too late to give them a leg up.
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              • #8
                I love Cracked and remember that article. It's a good one. I think it does a good job addressing the issue that the world owes us nothing and it's not society's job to pick us up when things go bad.
                Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst. - Starship Troopers

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                • #9
                  A few thoughts:

                  1) He is right that what you are inside means nothing unless you manifest it in some external manner.

                  2) He's wrong that you are your job: your job is what you do to provide the means by which to be who you are. Redefining the word for his purposes is a bullshit debate tactic that would rightfully be rejected by pretty much everybody.

                  3) Why does he start a section talking about hippies being wrong, and then say something about hipsters as if they were the same group?

                  4) And last, but in no ways least, "consuming media" is about as far from adding nothing to who you are as you can get. You don't become a writer, for example, without doing two things. One of those is to write, obviously. The other, however, is to read. You have to read to be a good writer. You have to watch films to become a good filmmaker. You have to listen to music to be a good musician/composer. And that doesn't even touch on the media we consume that is informative in addition to being entertaining.

                  So, sloppy writing, failing to credit the other people whose work he used to make himself a better writer, and sloppy argument all wrapped around a chewy center that likely turns more people off than helps, especially when he leaves the explanation of why people will react negatively to the very end, long after the people who most need the advice have stopped reading and closed the page.
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Andara Bledin View Post

                    4) And last, but in no ways least, "consuming media" is about as far from adding nothing to who you are as you can get. You don't become a writer, for example, without doing two things. One of those is to write, obviously. The other, however, is to read. You have to read to be a good writer. You have to watch films to become a good filmmaker. You have to listen to music to be a good musician/composer. And that doesn't even touch on the media we consume that is informative in addition to being entertaining.
                    That was one of the major things that made it read more like a "What the fuck have you done for anyone? You useless asshole!" sermon that anything else. It contradicts one of his previous strawmen analogies about the hypothetical man trying to save someone bleeding on the street, but having no skills. He's being rejected because he has no skills, so he can't make much of a difference, but in order to learn the skills, he's going to need help. And that's not even getting into all the bullcrap and general education requirements one has to wade through to get the credentials to be a doctor.

                    Wong just ignores the catch 22s involved in becoming marketable which make it a grueling experience when you're at the bottom. And whether he intended to or not, this didn't sound any different than any far right talking head bitching about those on welfare.

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                    • #11
                      it's one of the more annoying problems with the labour market these days: even the f***ing entry level jobs require 5 years experience. So how the F*** do you get experience in the first place? Companies really need to learn what entry-level actually means. (to whit: a job that you take to learn the ropes in a new field, and to gain experience in said field- NOT simply a job that pays crap wages because the company doesn't want to pay the actual value of the work)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Rageaholic View Post
                        And whether he intended to or not, this didn't sound any different than any far right talking head bitching about those on welfare.
                        Bootstraps, man. Bootstraps!

                        ... who cares that you can't afford the boots...
                        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by s_stabeler View Post
                          it's one of the more annoying problems with the labour market these days: even the f***ing entry level jobs require 5 years experience. So how the F*** do you get experience in the first place? Companies really need to learn what entry-level actually means. (to whit: a job that you take to learn the ropes in a new field, and to gain experience in said field- NOT simply a job that pays crap wages because the company doesn't want to pay the actual value of the work)
                          Tell me about it. It took me volunteering a year at the library to finally be able to work for money. And even that is just on call a few times a month (if I'm lucky).

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Rageaholic View Post
                            more like some kind of sermon than any comedy article. In fact, that's exactly what it is, a sermon.
                            Don't confuse the articles with the columns. The staff at Cracked often delve into some serious and/or darker shit in columns. Only the actual physical in house employees of Cracked are allowed to write columns for the site. Whereas they'll consider comedy articles from any writer that's entertaining.

                            As for the article, Kheldarson has a point on the target audience. Wong pretty clearly indicates the article is specifically written for a certain type of 20 something male within the demographic of 20 something males. In fact to be blunt its written for a certain kind of 20 something male that frankly I think everyone knows or has known at some point in their life.

                            Personally, I know a few of him and work with two of him. He drives me up the wall. >.>

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by s_stabeler View Post
                              it's one of the more annoying problems with the labour market these days: even the f***ing entry level jobs require 5 years experience. So how the F*** do you get experience in the first place? Companies really need to learn what entry-level actually means. (to whit: a job that you take to learn the ropes in a new field, and to gain experience in said field- NOT simply a job that pays crap wages because the company doesn't want to pay the actual value of the work)
                              Yep. I've got a business admin degree. You'd think "Taco Bell Assistant Manager" would be something I could do to get some experience. The kind of position that usually goes to a particularly clever 18-year-old, because college grads won't take it.

                              Nope. Seven years retail management experience required.
                              "The hero is the person who can act mindfully, out of conscience, when others are all conforming, or who can take the moral high road when others are standing by silently, allowing evil deeds to go unchallenged." — Philip Zimbardo
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