Ever notice how modern conservatives have views on why things happen the way they do that aren’t the actual reasons? Examples:
1: Football’s ratings have declined recently.
Modern conservatives think: It’s because the players are kneeling and disrespecting the flag!
But actually: Despite the FACT that the players are kneeling to protest police mistreatment of all people, that isn’t why the ratings are down. It’s because a lot of the games are plain shitty and people don’t like seeing players get flagged and/or penalized for merely touching the opposing player thanks to the NFL’s new cupcake rules which results in no defense and either blowouts or shootouts.
2. Award show’s ratings have been declining in recent years.
Modern conservatives think: It’s because no one wants to watch Hollywood Elite types politically grandstand on national television!
But actually: It’s simply because the members of John Q Public are tired of watching award shows where all the programs nominated are artsy-fartsy crap that nobody watches. The Oscars were going to try to fix that by introducing a new category “Outstanding popular film” but nixed it when filmmakers complained it was the award show equivalent of a participation trophy, though it might come back.
3. Cannabis legalization.
Modern conservatives think: No way, you cannot legalize pot, it’s a gateway drug!
But actually: Multiple studies have confirmed that not only is cannabis NOT a gateway drug, but alcohol and legal prescription opiates actually have a much higher chance of leading a person to harder drugs. Also, it’s proven to be a much better treatment for cancer than chemotherapy, especially in oil form. That’s the real reason why a lot of conservatives don’t want cannabis to be legalized: Many of them own investments in Big Pharma. Big Pharma stands to lose 18 billion a year if Cannabis is legalized. You do the math.
4. Privatization of stuff once under government control.
Modern conservatives think: We need more privatization of things like roads and drinking water so tax dollars can go towards other things!
But actually: Want to know why Flint has a drinking water crisis? Because the state of Michigan under republican control decided to let private for-profit companies handle some of the cities drinking water, including flint. What was the first thing they did? Switch to a cheaper water source to increase their profit margins that was contaminated with lead. As for roads, does anyone really think that letting a private company handle their maintenance is a good idea? They would divert all their maintenance to the rich areas while the less affluent sections would be constantly dodging potholes.
5. Abortions and reasons for having one.
Modern conservatives think: Unless there is a legit medical need, suck it up buttercup and have the kid!
But actually: Let’s say a woman starts dating a man who she thinks is a nice guy who was just putting up a front and becomes an abusive cretin. She has sex with him as refusing it makes him more abusive, unbeknownst to her he sabotages his condoms and she in return gets pregnant. Her state requires both parents to authorize giving a child up for adoption. She knows that being tied down to him by way of a child could be her death sentence one day. Do you honestly think she should be forced to carry that fetus to term, knowing full well that she cannot give it up for adoption as the man would refuse to authorize it?
1: Football’s ratings have declined recently.
Modern conservatives think: It’s because the players are kneeling and disrespecting the flag!
But actually: Despite the FACT that the players are kneeling to protest police mistreatment of all people, that isn’t why the ratings are down. It’s because a lot of the games are plain shitty and people don’t like seeing players get flagged and/or penalized for merely touching the opposing player thanks to the NFL’s new cupcake rules which results in no defense and either blowouts or shootouts.
2. Award show’s ratings have been declining in recent years.
Modern conservatives think: It’s because no one wants to watch Hollywood Elite types politically grandstand on national television!
But actually: It’s simply because the members of John Q Public are tired of watching award shows where all the programs nominated are artsy-fartsy crap that nobody watches. The Oscars were going to try to fix that by introducing a new category “Outstanding popular film” but nixed it when filmmakers complained it was the award show equivalent of a participation trophy, though it might come back.
3. Cannabis legalization.
Modern conservatives think: No way, you cannot legalize pot, it’s a gateway drug!
But actually: Multiple studies have confirmed that not only is cannabis NOT a gateway drug, but alcohol and legal prescription opiates actually have a much higher chance of leading a person to harder drugs. Also, it’s proven to be a much better treatment for cancer than chemotherapy, especially in oil form. That’s the real reason why a lot of conservatives don’t want cannabis to be legalized: Many of them own investments in Big Pharma. Big Pharma stands to lose 18 billion a year if Cannabis is legalized. You do the math.
4. Privatization of stuff once under government control.
Modern conservatives think: We need more privatization of things like roads and drinking water so tax dollars can go towards other things!
But actually: Want to know why Flint has a drinking water crisis? Because the state of Michigan under republican control decided to let private for-profit companies handle some of the cities drinking water, including flint. What was the first thing they did? Switch to a cheaper water source to increase their profit margins that was contaminated with lead. As for roads, does anyone really think that letting a private company handle their maintenance is a good idea? They would divert all their maintenance to the rich areas while the less affluent sections would be constantly dodging potholes.
5. Abortions and reasons for having one.
Modern conservatives think: Unless there is a legit medical need, suck it up buttercup and have the kid!
But actually: Let’s say a woman starts dating a man who she thinks is a nice guy who was just putting up a front and becomes an abusive cretin. She has sex with him as refusing it makes him more abusive, unbeknownst to her he sabotages his condoms and she in return gets pregnant. Her state requires both parents to authorize giving a child up for adoption. She knows that being tied down to him by way of a child could be her death sentence one day. Do you honestly think she should be forced to carry that fetus to term, knowing full well that she cannot give it up for adoption as the man would refuse to authorize it?
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