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  • Herman Cain: You can tell how manly someone is by the pizza toppings.

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    Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain said in an interview with GQ out Monday that one can tell how "manly" a man is by looking at how many toppings he puts on his pizza. He also said a pizza covered in vegetables is a "sissy pizza."

    "The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is," said the former Godfather's Pizza CEO.

    Cain explained that "the more manly man is not afraid of abundance" before calling into question the manliness of a pizza with vegetables on it.

    "A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza," Cain said.

    The interview was conducted while Cain sampled a variety of pizzas at a Washington restaurant in mid-October, before Politico first reported Oct. 30 that Cain had been accused of sexual harassment more than a decade ago. At one point, he said he preferred a pie with arugula on it, prompting an interviewer to say "one would think that you'd brand that one the sissiest pizza of them all."

    "Well, you didn't let me finish answering the question the first time!" Cain responded, though the interview transcript does not suggest he was cut off. "It's not only abundance; it's taste. Okay? It's taste." Later, when a pizza covered in meat was brought to the table, Cain exclaimed, "NOW THAT'S A MANLY-LOOKING PIZZA!!"

    Those were not the only food-related comments Cain made in the interview. Cain has compared himself to black walnut ice cream; asked what flavor Mitt Romney would be, Cain responded, "just plain vanilla."

    He went on to call Rick Perry "rocky road" and deem Michele Bachmann "tutti-frutti" after initially insisting, when asked about Bachmann, "I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it."

    "I know I'm going to get in trouble!," Cain said after deeming Bachmann tutti-frutti.

    He went on to say that Ron Paul is "just not an ice cream flavor." Cain said he would be "scared" if Paul was president and that he is "puzzled by some of his extreme statements, like 'End the Fed!' 'End everything!'"

    He also criticized Perry, whom he suggested would not be an effective "communicator in chief," and Rick Santorum, about whom he said, "I just don't think that he would be an effective president."

    As for Bachmann, Cain said he doesn't "see great leadership qualities" in her.

    "I think she has some leadership qualities," he said. "But I don't see those qualities that are going to be strong enough to do many of the things that I know the next president of the United States is going to have to do." Cain stressed his assessment is not because Bachmann is a woman, saying "Margaret Thatcher was a great leader. So that has nothing to do with her gender."

    At another point in the interview, Cain seemed to suggest he believes a majority of American Muslims are extremists, telling his interviewers, "I have had one very well known Muslim voice say to me directly that a majority of Muslims share the extremist views."

    Asked if he agreed with that unnamed "Muslim voice" - whom Cain declined to identify other than saying "he is a very prominent voice in the Muslim community" - Cain said, "Yes, because that's his community."

    The interview comes in the wake of Saturday's CBS News-sponsored Republican presidential debate as well as Cain's wife Gloria's first interview on the sexual harassment allegations against her husband, where she said the charges don't ring true because Cain "totally respects women."

  • #2
    Tutti Frutti is OK, but Santorum ice cream would probably not sell well.
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    • #3
      Wow.

      I'm thinking that piling on the meat is probably compensation for something.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by HYHYBT View Post
        Tutti Frutti is OK, but Santorum ice cream would probably not sell well.
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        • #5
          I wonder why meat-eating is considered so manly. We're many generations past the point where a man eating meat meant that he killed the animal himself with only a spear and a large set of balls.

          These days, it takes as much testosterone to buy vegetables at the supermarket as it does a steak.

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          • #6
            I'm still appreciating the irony that the chain he used to run was infamous (at least where I lived when he ran it) for skimping on toppings... I guess he is admitting that he wasn't very much of a manly man.
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            • #7
              You can tell how manly someone is by how many women accused him of sexual harassment. >.>

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              • #8
                When I eat pizza, it usually has pepperoni and mushroom, sometimes extra cheese. I wonder how manly that makes me?

                Now, I do like the supreme pizzas that are loaded up with all kinds of stuff, but when I eat pizza, it's usually with a group, and since most people who like pizza like pepperoni and mushroom, such a pizza is a good universal pizza that typically pleases everyone.

                As for Cain's pizza place, I've only eaten at Godfather's Pizza once. It would have been sometime in late 1999. Can't remember if I liked it or not.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by smileyeagle1021 View Post
                  I'm still appreciating the irony that the chain he used to run was infamous (at least where I lived when he ran it) for skimping on toppings... I guess he is admitting that he wasn't very much of a manly man.
                  Or at least he treated his customers as if they weren't, I guess.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Gravekeeper View Post
                    You can tell how manly someone is by how many women accused him of sexual harassment. >.>
                    How do you come up with these?
                    Once again, I bow to your genius
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by smileyeagle1021 View Post
                      How do you come up with these?
                      Not sure, but I think the unit of measurement should be named the 'Sheen'.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Gravekeeper View Post
                        You can tell how manly someone is by how many women accused him of sexual harassment. >.>
                        So Bill Clinton is the manliest of men in the entire world?
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                        • #13
                          And why is "manly" an attribute to be admired in a pizza or a president?
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                          • #14
                            Because that side has been attacking "intelligent" for so long that being seen as being smart is a "bad thing."

                            I imagine that it was crap like this "manly pizza" stuff that prompted Maher to make that "rise of the apes" comment.

                            ^-.-^
                            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Andara Bledin View Post
                              Because that side has been attacking "intelligent" for so long that being seen as being smart is a "bad thing."

                              I imagine that it was crap like this "manly pizza" stuff that prompted Maher to make that "rise of the apes" comment.

                              ^-.-^
                              This is pretty accurate.

                              If you don't believe me, pay close attention to the musings of right-wingers and hardcare libertarians. Read their blogs, watch their Youtube videos, watch them on the news shows, etc. Most of them have complete and utter disdain for education and educational institutions.

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