Herman Cain: You can tell how manly someone is by the pizza toppings.

[smileyeagle1021]

And why is "manly" an attribute to be admired in a pizza or a president?

isn't it obvious... we need to make sure that our president to have the biggest testicles, because that is what determines the winner in international relationships

[HYHYBT]

When I eat pizza, it usually has pepperoni and mushroom, sometimes extra cheese. I wonder how manly that makes me?

Hmmm...

Meat, so manly.
EXCEPT both are rather phallic, so gay.
EXCEPT they're also chopped up. So really, you're a militant man-hating feminist

(disclaimer: of COURSE this is a joke. But it's as sensible as the premise.)

[Gravekeeper]

So Bill Clinton is the manliest of men in the entire world?

Yes, yes he is. But he was more of a rampant horndog adulterer, not so much a harrasser. I don't think he ever told anyone to blow him for a job, he had someone blow him after they got the job. ;p

[Andara Bledin]

I don't think he ever told anyone to blow him for a job, he had someone blow him after they got the job. ;p

From what I understand, she got the job just so she could blow him.

^-.-^

[Gravekeeper]

From what I understand, she got the job just so she could blow him.

You have to admit, Clinton rolled an 18 for CHA.

[Andara Bledin]

Well, it wasn't so much him personally as the fact he held a position of political power. She was reported, at the time, to be something of a politician groupie.

However, that doesn't invalidate your observation.

^-.-^

[Seifer]

So according to Cain, ordering a pizza with extra sausage makes you more manly?

Good to know.