Forget about those other two

[Teysa]

This guy has my vote.

https://www.facebook.com/stubbs4prez

[TheHuckster]

If he supports mandatory naps just after breakfast, lunch, and dinner, then he has my vote!

[Andara Bledin]

Alas; he doesn't meet the age requirement for being President.

But I think he's pretty much good to go on most other offices besides that and Congress.

^-.-^

[Teysa]

That depends on whether you count his age in cat or human years. According to this chart http://cats.about.com/cs/healthissues/a/agechart.htm Stubbs would be 76 years old in human years. That's more than old enough

[TheHuckster]

That depends on whether you count his age in cat or human years. According to this chart http://cats.about.com/cs/healthissues/a/agechart.htm Stubbs would be 76 years old in human years. That's more than old enough

But that greatly diminishes his approval amongst voters. The latest trends call for younger presidents in their 40s or early 50s. I'm afraid Stubbs is about as likely to win as William Shatner for this reason alone.

[Nekojin]

Personally, I'm voting for Cassandra Peterson for President as a write-in.

[Teysa]

I don't know. Not sure she'd allow for mandatory naps. Then again, maybe she'd scare anyone who wanted to do the U.S. harm.

[lordlundar]

And they're not alone in running for president.

[daleduke17]

And this is why legitimate third party candidates don't get any sort of press.

[Bloodsoul]

Personally I'm placing my vote on Dr. Insano!

[Mytical]

Everybody knows that the candidate Bruce Banner is the way to go.

On a serious note...they need to put up a board with words like : Yes, No, Nuke them. : Things like that..then hire a bunch of chimps to run congress, the senate, and be president. They couldn't do a worse job then the yahoos already in there. *shrugs*

Oh and for the board..they blindfold the monkeys, spin them around, then have them point to one of the words (or string of words) on the board...

[Duelist925]

Everybody knows that the candidate Bruce Banner is the way to go.

On a serious note...they need to put up a board with words like : Yes, No, Nuke them. : Things like that..then hire a bunch of chimps to run congress, the senate, and be president. They couldn't do a worse job then the yahoos already in there. *shrugs*

Oh and for the board..they blindfold the monkeys, spin them around, then have them point to one of the words (or string of words) on the board...

"according to congress, the official us policy regarding israel is now "Bingle bongle banana smash behind mommy cheese."

[Mytical]

"according to congress, the official us policy regarding israel is now "Bingle bongle banana smash behind mommy cheese."

Would it really be any worse then what is happening now?

[wolfie]

On a serious note...they need to put up a board with words like : Yes, No, Nuke them. : Things like that..then hire a bunch of chimps to run congress, the senate, and be president. They couldn't do a worse job then the yahoos already in there. *shrugs*

Please don't call them "yahoos". That's an unwarranted insult - to the characters in "Gulliver's Travels".

One "write-in" campaign I heard of years ago was for the Elder Party. Cthulu for President - why settle for the lesser of two evils?

[Panacea]

Please don't call them "yahoos". That's an unwarranted insult - to the characters in "Gulliver's Travels".

One "write-in" campaign I heard of years ago was for the Elder Party. Cthulu for President - why settle for the lesser of two evils?

Cthulhu is a pussy.

Eric Cartman for President.