Here come the rants. If that bothers you, best to back away now.
Dear Likely-Soon-To-Be Ex-Governor Blagojevich,
FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS WITH A RUSTY CHEESE GRATER. You stupid, stupid, STUPID son of a bitch. With all the shit being flung your way, one would think that you wouldn't possibly have the balls to attempt to sell off President-Elect Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder when your ass is in enough trouble as it is. But you did. I can't believe you fucking just did. Way to go, dumbfuck. You just ensured that Illinois will be stuck with a Republican governor for the next fucking century.
You see, I'm quite pissed at you not only because you have just helped give the fundie fucktards fresh ammo for their whole "eewww Teh EVIL LIBERALS!!" racket, but also because I (and women like me) have something of a personal stake in this. Know that lovely little law that you signed into existence that protects birth control sales in pharmacies here in the state from scumbag fundie dickweeds (aka more Republicans**) shoving their bullshit version of 'morality' down everyone's throat and trying to deny those sales to customers? The fundies are still pissed over it, but now I guess we can kiss that law goodbye for sure when said future Republican governor comes along, can't we?
Thanks for screwing us over, you bastard. I hope they shove you in George Ryan's cell and he's developed some workout muscles and a severe taste for Teh Buttsecks.
Hatefully yours,
AH
(** = Yes, I am aware that not all Republicans are Satan Incarnate and oppose birth control, but a damned awful lot of them are, and they vote for the kind of bastards that do, and dollars to donuts that's exactly the kind of governor we'll wind up with. If ever you wondered why I will NEVER AGAIN in my lifetime vote for any Republican, there you go.)
Dear Likely-Soon-To-Be Ex-Governor Blagojevich,
FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS WITH A RUSTY CHEESE GRATER. You stupid, stupid, STUPID son of a bitch. With all the shit being flung your way, one would think that you wouldn't possibly have the balls to attempt to sell off President-Elect Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder when your ass is in enough trouble as it is. But you did. I can't believe you fucking just did. Way to go, dumbfuck. You just ensured that Illinois will be stuck with a Republican governor for the next fucking century.
You see, I'm quite pissed at you not only because you have just helped give the fundie fucktards fresh ammo for their whole "eewww Teh EVIL LIBERALS!!" racket, but also because I (and women like me) have something of a personal stake in this. Know that lovely little law that you signed into existence that protects birth control sales in pharmacies here in the state from scumbag fundie dickweeds (aka more Republicans**) shoving their bullshit version of 'morality' down everyone's throat and trying to deny those sales to customers? The fundies are still pissed over it, but now I guess we can kiss that law goodbye for sure when said future Republican governor comes along, can't we?
Thanks for screwing us over, you bastard. I hope they shove you in George Ryan's cell and he's developed some workout muscles and a severe taste for Teh Buttsecks.
Hatefully yours,
AH
(** = Yes, I am aware that not all Republicans are Satan Incarnate and oppose birth control, but a damned awful lot of them are, and they vote for the kind of bastards that do, and dollars to donuts that's exactly the kind of governor we'll wind up with. If ever you wondered why I will NEVER AGAIN in my lifetime vote for any Republican, there you go.)
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