Marco Rubio: Human Life Won't Become A Cat

[Gravekeeper]

That is not a joke.

He is literally the single stupidest person running for president and that is saying a lot.

And yes, he is PROUD of that video. He thinks he said something SMART.

[Talon]

I... feel lobotomized having just watched a few minutes of that video. I'm afraid that running that... thing may have infected my browser with teh stupid virus.

Welcome to the GOP, where ignorance is an asset. For the rest of us, a pain in the asset.

[Kheldarson]

....I get what he's saying, but he's saying it so stupid.

[HYHYBT]

When my brother's first child was almost due, he dreamed his wife gave birth to a cat.

(I'm not going anywhere with that one; it just came to mind.)

[Rageaholic]

Ah, I've been waiting for a good time to use this clip

[wolfie]

When my brother's first child was almost due, he dreamed his wife gave birth to a cat.

One from my father's old hiking club songbooks:

Now I'll tell you a tale
With which you're not acquainted.
Mary had a little lamb
And then the doctor fainted.

[Kheldarson]

One from my father's old hiking club songbooks:

Now I'll tell you a tale
With which you're not acquainted.
Mary had a little lamb
And then the doctor fainted.

Wow...those are old lyrics. Current version:

When Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised
When Old MacDonald had a farm
The doctor nearly died!

[catcul]

Mary had a little lamb. He was delicious.

[Talon]

Couldn't help but think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lva8L-J8x04

Wait until the end. Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri turned that nursery rhyme into something positively nightmarish, and I wholeheartedly approve