Porn! (Possibly NSFW, TMI)

[Jester]

I also sincerely dislike AtM shots, or really even ass to vagina.

It's interesting that you say that, because one thing I have noticed is that while there are tons of ATM shots, I almost never see ATV shots. Perhaps the performers think that is more potential for infection than ATM? Haven't quite figured that one out yet......

[Greenday]

It's interesting that you say that, because one thing I have noticed is that while there are tons of ATM shots, I almost never see ATV shots. Perhaps the performers think that is more potential for infection than ATM? Haven't quite figured that one out yet......

That or they just don't want to taste their own ass. I would never expect anyone to automatically go ATM.

I guess I'm one of the few that don't mind anal (probably because I know it can feel good), but I dislike when they gape their orifices after some pounding. Jesus lady, I really did not need to see your descending and sesamoid colon in all it's glory, thankyouverymuch.

That I don't get either. I don't mind watching anal, but having the guy pull out and show off a gaping hole just isn't appetizing.

[kiwi]

Interesting that you say that, Kiwi, as most of the (non-amateur) porn I have seen, the guys shave their bushes. Very few aren't. Weird.

Yeah in the professional stuff guys are shaved their business but their faces are usually so...*shudders* creepy

in the ametuer stuff the guys dont shave and it really puts me off, at least in the stuff Ive seen which I have to admit isn't a lot.

[Greenday]

Gee, I can't believe I forgot this. What about...homemade porn? A cheap do-it-yourselves thing.

[Evandril]

If you like 'B' rated movies, and enjoy porns...you REALLY need to find 'Bimbo Cheerleaders from Outer Space' 'Tis a porn that was deliberatly done as campy and over the top as possible (At one point, they stop and *draw* the set!)

There are some very well done porns out there, though they are fairly hard to find in the pure volume of fluff out there. I enjoy most of it, *if* the performers seem to be enjoying it. Gianna Micheals is one of my favorites, because of her attitude, and the fact she doesn't seem to be 'acting' as much as having a good time. Asia Carerra (sp?) was one of my other favorites, though unfortunatly retired.

[DrFaroohk]

Good old homemade amateur porn is my personal favorite, and I can never find it. I hate the stupid, overproduced ones, with the girl having a dreadful sounding fake orgasm, and the guy ejaculating all over her face, and she's enjoying it, and it's just not my cup of tea.

Homemade all the way. Camera off to the side, or even HIDDEN (and really hidden, as in one or both of the partners does not know it's there), camera doesn't move around and zoom in on the guy's butt, and when the chick starts moaning it sounds really genuine cuz it probably is.

Sadly, I can rarely find this type. Sometimes one of the "tube" websites will have some, but mostly they just say it's amateur or homemade and it's a bunch of crap.

[AdminAssistant]

Gee, I can't believe I forgot this. What about...homemade porn? A cheap do-it-yourselves thing.

I'd say you have to be very careful. Because I wish to teach the young minds of America - it's not an option. And neither are fun dirty pictures. I cannot risk someone having that in their possession that may at one point in the future have a grudge against me.

[Rapscallion]

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[Jester]

That or they just don't want to taste their own ass. I would never expect anyone to automatically go ATM.

Green, I think you may have misunderstood what I typed. I said that ATM was rather common, but ATP was not. Personally, I don't get the whole ATM thing, for the very reason you state, yet that seems to happen quite a bit with anal scenes.

Gee, I can't believe I forgot this. What about...homemade porn? A cheap do-it-yourselves thing.

Sounds great....but as has been pointed out, where is it? How do you find it?

If you like 'B' rated movies, and enjoy porns...you REALLY need to find 'Bimbo Cheerleaders from Outer Space' 'Tis a porn that was deliberatly done as campy and over the top as possible (At one point, they stop and *draw* the set!)

Okay, now that sounds hilarious. I will make a point of checking it out.

[Greenday]

Sounds great....but as has been pointed out, where is it? How do you find it?

Um, you pull out a camera or your phone, take some pictures or a video or two, and never let anyone touch your stuff.

[Dreamstalker]

Um, you pull out a camera or your phone, take some pictures or a video or two, and never let anyone touch your stuff.

The ex used to try and send me dirty pics of himself on my phone (they were taken with a phone camera that was worse than mine...as was said in one crime drama or another: "Even for a blur, it's blurry."

One day he inquired about some pics he said he sent but I never got.

The ensuing line of inquiry revealed that the phone number he sent them to was one digit off from mine. Oops.

[blas87]

I think anal sex is digusting. And yes, I have tried it, so I can make that judgement. I didn't know it was going to happen, it hurt like HELL, the guy didn't want to quit doing it because it felt so good for him, and when I finally got him to take it out, I had to poop worse than I've ever had to in my life!

I can't help but wonder what years and years of anal sex does to your butt muscles and your ability to control bowel movements...

I do enjoy porn. But my biggest rant is why can't the men be as good looking as the women? The reason I haven't really watched much is because I myself don't have any and can't really afford a trip to the porn store, and because every porn I've ever seen was some really hot young thing with some hairy nasty old guy. There were a few softcore porns on digital cable that had some young hot guys though, but that softcore stuff is worthless because it doesn't show any genitalia.

[Greenday]

I didn't know it was going to happen, it hurt like HELL

That could be part of the explanation right there. Your ass doesn't naturally lube up the same way you would for regular sex. So you never know, maybe if you were ready for it and used lube, it could have been a lot better.

I can't help but wonder what years and years of anal sex does to your butt muscles and your ability to control bowel movements...

From what I've heard, nothing.

But my biggest rant is why can't the men be as good looking as the women?

Never really noticed that, but that may have something to do with me not checking out the guys while watching porn.

[blas87]

All I know is, it's never happening again.

[Slytovhand]

with the girl having a dreadful sounding fake orgasm

What??

It's fake??????

Oh :blush:

I'd heard somewhere (probably on radio) that part of the reason they have "nasty hairy guys" in there is a) most porn watchers are still male, and b) it therefore gives 'confidence' or the image/impression that us non-ripped guys can get the super-hot girls wanna do us like that too.... so I heard...