Joan Rivers

[blas87]

You fucking hag.

I used to think you were funny. A lot of stars wear some atrocious outfits to special events.

However. You hit a nerve with me. You insulted one of my favorite actresses, not just doing your job and criticizing her dress, but you took a dig at her personal appearance. Something that she and I have in common.

I was watching Fashion Police before work last night, and Joan Rivers made a dig at Anna Paquin's Emmy dress. Fine, it was ugly.

But what did she say? "Dress by *designer*, teeth by The Gap!"

*insert everyone in the panel laughing*

She then goes on "Seriously, you're a famous actress. Put a cap on that gap tooth!"

Fuck you, you plastic miserable old hag. Better gap-toothed than covered in layers of plastic to cover up the fact that you're so old and withered that you knew Jesus personally!

[Rageaholic]

Wow, I always found her incredibly annoying, but I didn't realize she was such a bitch.

[telecom_goddess]

Lauren Hutton has a gap in her teeth and she was a model!! So there

Anna Paquin is cute no matter what she does.

[tropicsgoddess]

I'm not into Joan Rivers, but she looks like an alien with that nose job and all the other jobs done on her face too.

[Skelly]

I had to google her, and Jesus Christ what an ugly hag. She looks as if she's melted in the sun. Yikes.
Anna Paquin OTOH is teh hotness.

[telecom_goddess]

Yup like Blas said she was around when Jesus was......OLD lady. She needs to just go away now.

[AdminAssistant]

She does need to go away, but remember - mocking celebrities is her job. It's what she gets paid money to do. And, let's be honest, Anna Paquin is hot but she's got a coin slot between her front two teeth. There IS a gap and it IS prominent. At this point, she shouldn't get it fixed because it's part of her look.

[Greenday]

She does need to go away, but remember - mocking celebrities is her job. It's what she gets paid money to do. And, let's be honest, Anna Paquin is hot but she's got a coin slot between her front two teeth. There IS a gap and it IS prominent. At this point, she shouldn't get it fixed because it's part of her look.

I never even noticed before this thread came up.

[blas87]

I can fit a straw in the gap between my bottom teeth. In all honesty, if I had the money, I probably would get it fixed. It's the root cause of a lot of my self consciousness. However, when I see celebrities with less than perfect teeth, then I feel better about myself, knowing that they have the money and they leave their teeth alone, some are even proud of it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Who or what is this Joan Rivers of which you speak?

[JustaCashier]

I don't watch Idol, but with all of the promos, and recaps that are shown, and that are putting Steven Tyler's face out there so much, I've come of the opinion that he looks kinda like Joan Rivers, about two or three facelifts ago.


Mike

[Gravekeeper]

I had nfi who Anna Paquin was till I Googled her. She's picking on Rogue? That's just mean. And yeah, it's just part of her look. It's cute. Leave her alone. >.>

Remember, its not enough to just knock Joan Rivers down. You need to use acid or fire to finish her off.

[Ree]

Remember, its not enough to just knock Joan Rivers down. You need to use acid or fire to finish her off.

OMG...too funny.

[Rapscallion]

Remember, its not enough to just knock Joan Rivers down. You need to use acid or fire to finish her off.

Maybe a holy symbol and a roll to try and turn?

Rapscallion

[protege]

Remember, its not enough to just knock Joan Rivers down. You need to use acid or fire to finish her off.

Actually, I've heard that lacquer thinner works better to destroy plastic

There's more plastic in her face...than all of the model kits in my basement