Worst Movies Ever

[Ladeeda]

Pah, that guy was as much a surgeon as a 3 year old with Play-Doh is a sculptor. Sewing mouth to anus does not a single creature make. He'd have had to connect the digestive tracts of the 3 individuals entirely. As is, the bottom 2 would have died, anyway, from malnutrition or disease from ingesting fecal matter, whichever came first.

I could think up a better scenario in a COMA.

So yes, add Human Centipede to my list, for just plain idiocy. Scat fetish thinly disguised as a horror film. Feh on those involved. FEH, I say!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Here's the Listverse list in question; scroll down to the bottom of the page to see the entry for Human Centipede.

Warning: Extremely Disturbing Content!!!

Don't watch the trailer if you have just eaten. I will say that I didn't dare click it; the discription alone made me feel ill. X_x

[Andara Bledin]

Oh, my, how on earth could I forget to mention another craptacular movie: Showgirls

First we've got a 'star' who wouldn't bare herself for the camera previously because she was a serious actress who then goes full nude for a pile of crap. Then there's the so-called protagonist, who I wanted to die an agonizing death by the end of the thing for being such a heartless, self-centered bitch. The only really decent character in the whole thing gets messed up for no reason I can figure other than because the writer couldn't figure out a better way to show off just how unlikeable the main character was.

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[ExRetailDrone]

I've actually seen the Human Centipede and laughed through most of it. Then again, I'm a sucker for over-the-top horror movies with crazy/gross plotlines. I have a fairly strong stomach and I believe my husband and I were eating when we first began watching the movie. It's not a good movie by any means, and I wouldn't want to watch it again, but it's one of those that I felt I needed to add to my list of "yeah, I watched that". The sequel, however, I have no desire to watch. Once was enough.

[Andara Bledin]

I've seen stills for HC, and other than a reflexive squick-factor over the connection, they looked pretty laughable, really.

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[Lace Neil Singer]

In the comments for the Listverse entry, one person says they were throwing things at the screen cuz of the stupidity of "Middle Part"; does that sound familiar?

Oh god, "Showgirls". That was utter crap. The Simpsons even parodied it in one episode. XD

Also; "Battlefield Earth". Utter trash from start to finish. John Travolta should be ashamed of himself.

[guywithashovel]

I'm surprised that so many of you hated the House of Wax movie with Paris Hilton. Maybe it wasn't the most original story ever told, and perhaps it was a bit predictable, but Paris did get impaled with a stick in it (I think it was a stick . . . been a while since I've seen it). Surely that has to give it SOME redeeming value.

I saw Piranha in the theater several months ago. The idea of fish from millions of years ago coming back to kill people is kind of interesting. But the movie just seemed like an excuse to show hordes of scantily clad college girls.

Splice was pretty sick, though. Sick as in gross.

[Gravekeeper]

Splice was pretty sick, though. Sick as in gross.

Splice *could* have been a good movie if it had figured out what sort of movie it wanted to be. But it couldn't figure out if it wanted to be quirky, tragic, Frankenstein, an actual monster movie or....what....ever the hell happened in the last 30 minutes with all the sex and rape and <shudder>

[blas87]

It wasn't just the Paris Hiltion character, I get overall creeped out at the overall recurring theme of a lot of horror movies involving small towns in the middle of nowhere with creepy people and really creepy agendas with stranded people and strangers.

Speaking of which, The Strangers. That movie........that's based off a true story, right? What...the....hell.

[guywithashovel]

The Strangers was really creepy. I like horror movies, and they usually don't faze me much, but that one actually did put a scare in me. During the evening after I saw it in the theater, I was in the house and almost every time I turned around, I almost expected to see one of those masked faces in one of the corners.

And yes, if the little introduction at the beginning of the movie is any indication, it was based on a true story.

[blas87]

But then again, so was Haunting In Connecticut and Amityville Horror. Neither of those really scared me that much.

Strangers did, simply because it's a little more realistic. It's not that I don't believe in paranormal stuff or curses and whatnot, it's just that stuff like that is over dramatized in movies, and it's hard to believe. After all, a movie about just a plain old ghost in your old house isn't very interesting.

Now, random people breaking into your house with masks and eventually killing you, that's sadly very realistic, ANYWHERE you may live.

[Ladeeda]

The Strangers was terrible. It took a few bits from DECENT horror movies and set them in a wait, wait, wait, wait, JUMP, wait wait wait JUMP storyline.

[Racket_Man]

Obligatory:
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Manos: The Hands of Fate
The Room
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

add most ANY movie that MST3K has featured. if it were not for the Bots and Joel/Mike I would have NEVER voluntaryily watched most of those movies.


and then there IS: DEEEEEEPPPPPPPP HURTING 45 minutes of sandstorms (some bad Hercules vs space aliens movie) and 30 minutes of mountain climbing (some scifi movie with Hugh Bomount)

DEEEEPPPPP HUUUURRRTTTING


YES even some of the Gamera/Godzilla movies were BAD

[Andara Bledin]

But then again, so was Haunting In Connecticut and Amityville Horror.

The Amityville Horror was actually an elaborate hoax.

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[Mytical]

Yeah, don't forget The Blair Witch Project..another 'true' tell (yeah uhhuh). Which I would put on my list of 'terrible movies'.

The Saw franchise 1) Too predictable, 2) Boring, 3) way too many of them..take your pick which for every one of them. Note: This is JUST my opinion, I understand that the franchise is really popular. Throw in Hostel, and just about any other of it's ilk.

Wow, there are so many horrible horrible movies. I've watched so many..where to go next....

Gymkata
Dumb and Dumber (and it's sequel)
Harold and Kumar (spelling) any .. take your pick
Not sure how to classify the next but the movies about saving a ski resort or anything revolving around the 'sport'.

Some are so bad I am having a tough time remembering the name. But sometimes horrible can be fun..like most of the godzilla/king kong movies..

Anything with The word Power and Rangers next to each other in any way in any part of the title. What the heck was I thinking? Oh right..pink ranger mixed with being a teenager at the time.

The Hobbit animated..ugh

One of the Hulks (no clue which..the one where his 'father' tries to absorb the hulk from him)

I tried watching a Pee Wee movie..lasted about 10 minutes...

Most game turning into movie movies exception Mortal Kombat (I liked them..sue me) and the original Street Fighter oh and Resident Evil...

hmm I am sure I will think of a TON more..I've probably seen over 100 really bad ones.