Worst Movies Ever

[muses_nightmare]

I actually liked the Village, and really, most things that M. Night was involved in. I also liked Zombie Strippers, but then I'm a fan of a lot of "bad" horror movies. I love the Saw franchise, and Hostel, the gorier the better. If there are Zombies, double bonus!

Worst movies?

Pretty much anything with Steven Segal in it....

I hate stupid comedies, and RomComs, things like Couples Retreat *gag* Unfortunately my boyfriend loves them.

The 2008 version of Day of the Dead, just awful.

I would like to say that I prefer the remake of Dawn of the Dead to the original, I found the original boring, and really, I know the effects weren't as sophisticated as today but the blood could have actually been blood coloured.

I hate anything that has Rob Schneider in it, and anything with Forest Whitaker.

Anything with a talking animal that isn't old school Disney (Lion King, The Little Mermaid etc.). Air Bud, those stupid chihuahua movies, anything like that.

[Cazzi]

I'm not much keen on remakes, especially the likes of War Of The Worlds and THe Day The Earth Stood Still, but a recent one that annoyed me was Quarantine, which was a remake of the Spanish horror movie Rec.

I thought Rec was much more scary, not just because it needed subtitles, but because it was very creepy scary and boy did I jump when they meants you to jump!
Quarantine i just found to be too much OMGWTF I've got to scream every few seconds & overact the scary bits type of thing.

I think there have only been a couple of movies that have every squicked me out though, The Hills Have Eyes almost did, but the worst one was The Incredible Melting Man .. I just couldn't watch the bits where he started melting.

[Greenday]

Nearly every single horror movie that's ever come out. They are all so ridiculously not-scary along with being predictable. The only ones I ever liked were Tarantino's and Rodriguez's Grind House movies. And Poltregeist.

War of the Worlds was pretty God awful.

Prozac Nation was semi-interesting, yet so fucked up I just had to stop watching. Though I was like 16 or 17 when I watched it so I might have to watch it again. I only picked it because it had a half-naked chick on the cover.

[AdminAssistant]

The only ones I ever liked were Tarantino's and Rodriguez's Grind House movies.

I love Death Proof. Kurt Russell is a great villain, you don't really mind all that much when the first group dies, and then - Rosario Dawson, Traci Thoms, and Zoe Bell. Aw hell yeah. I think "Moo, muthafucka, mooo!!!!" might be my favorite movie line of all time. Personally, I found Planet Terror to be a bit meh. Mostly Rose McGowan, a classic case of "she's banging the director." However, Machete, based off one of the fake Grindhouse trailers, was excellent.

[telecom_goddess]

Nearly every single horror movie that's ever come out. They are all so ridiculously not-scary along with being predictable.

You'd best not be including The Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby in that category Them's fightin' words!

[Andara Bledin]

The Saw franchise 1) Too predictable, 2) Boring, 3) way too many of them..take your pick which for every one of them.

I watched the first one 'cause my brother was watching it, and the sheer stupidity of the so-called protagonist irritated the hell out of me. Plus, there was just too much kick-the-dog going on for me to be able to like it.

Anything with a talking animal that isn't old school Disney (Lion King, The Little Mermaid etc.). Air Bud, those stupid chihuahua movies, anything like that.

I'm with you on that one, with a notable exception of Homeward Bound.

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[Gravekeeper]

Oh god dammit, fuck Homeward Bound. I had buried that completely and totally forgot it existed. Now you've forced me to remember all the torment at the hands of Homeward Bound throughout my school life. That was the farkin' go too book / excuse to watch a movie in class for years. And the movies were all "Disney driving lemmings off a cliff" level as to how they got the animals to act for the camera. >.>

[Ginger Tea]

Saw was ok as a stand alone movie, as a franchise, no, I'm glad it ended, but the original creators ended it in the third tying up loose ends. but the cash cow needed milking so we had 4 more movies all set around the same time as the 3rd or within days of.
At the time it was the only 18 rated movie in the cinema's for a long time (out side of porno theatres) as most horror diluted themselves to sell to the 15 year old market and most of those were jump scares courtesy of dolby cranked up to 11.
Mind you alot of the 80's 18 movies are nothing special when compared to the 15 movies of now, you get more realistic gore and close ups of the gutting of people, ommited due to technical limitations of the time.

And alot of the banned in the 80's "video nasties" the BBFC allowed them to be released uncut on DVD in the late 90's early 00's and most of them are shite.

[blas87]

I love the entire Saw franchise, and the Grindhouse movies. Although, I can honestly say, I am the only person I know of from around here (as in, where I live) that probably even has seen, let alone owns the two.

[Boozy]

I actually liked the Village...

I liked The Village, too.

[Gravekeeper]

I liked The Village, too.

I didn't mind it until the Twist Ending(tm). He really has to stop that. If he wants a real twist ending, ditch the twist ending, that'll fark with the critics. In the meantime, everything he's made since Six Sense has been groan worthy because of his insistence of trying to pull off another twist ending.

You can't pull off a twist ending when everyone watching your movie knows its coming because its your only defining feature as a director. >.>

[Lachrymose]

A few people I know didn't even realize there was a twist.

[Rapscallion]

Star Wars Christmas Edition, whatever it's called. I've seen little chunks. Apparently Lucas disowns it.

Rapscallion

[Hyena Dandy]

The Room (It honestly scares me that someone actually shot, cut, and printed the movie, and came away from it thinking "Yeah, that was a success.")
Succubus (This movie can't decide if it wants to be sexy or scary, and eventually decides on just being stupid)
Incubus (I don't know why this movie is called Incubus. Its not about an Incubus. Its about a serial killer. He doesn't even call himself Incubus)
Garbage Pail Kids (UGH! I can't even sit through The Nostalgia Critic REVIEWING this thing!)
Carnasaur 3 (The only movie I've spent the whole time not quite sure who the main character is. Not as in "who are the good guys" or "Who should I root for" but honestly "Who is the character this movie is following?)


That's my list of worst movies I've seen.

Honestly, everything else mentioned I can sort of see the appeal in. Not ONE of the movies I have mentioned I can see anyone enjoying, EVEN on "terrible movie" appeal.

Well, okay. Carnasaur 3

[muses_nightmare]

I liked The Village, too

Hey I've liked most of the stuff that he's put out, despite what other people may say about them. I didn't even mind the Happening, honestly, and a lot of people hated that.