Worst Movies Ever

[Gravekeeper]

Hey I've liked most of the stuff that he's put out, despite what other people may say about them. I didn't even mind the Happening, honestly, and a lot of people hated that.

It's the title. That is the most generic title possible. >.>

Carnasaur 3 (The only movie I've spent the whole time not quite sure who the main character is. Not as in "who are the good guys" or "Who should I root for" but honestly "Who is the character this movie is following?)

Oh man, I completely forgot about that series. Those were awful, but it was "so awful its good" territory. I'm not sure I saw the third one though.

Star Wars Christmas Edition, whatever it's called. I've seen little chunks. Apparently Lucas disowns it.

It is amazingly bad. It defies all comprehension. Especially Chewie's family. ><

[Rageaholic]

Garbage Pail Kids (UGH! I can't even sit through The Nostalgia Critic REVIEWING this thing!)

That reminds me of the star wars holiday special. Just the clips of his review were torture to sit through. Worst piece of shit ever made.

Also Junior was pretty bad. The plot, Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant. I'm not kidding, that's the plot. To quote another internet reviewer,

"WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"

[ExRetailDrone]

Star Wars Christmas Edition, whatever it's called. I've seen little chunks. Apparently Lucas disowns it.

Rapscallion

I can't believe I forgot about this one! Actually, yes I can because I've been trying my damndest since watching that piece of horse puckey to forget that I ever saw it. Even Riff Trax couldn't make up for the complete lack of anything good about that film/TV movie/monstrosity. The best part about it when I saw it was seeing the original commercials in there from the 70s... that's sad.

[Hyena Dandy]

Oh man, I completely forgot about that series. Those were awful, but it was "so awful its good" territory. I'm not sure I saw the third one though.

I didn't find this one quite as so bad its good.

"WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"

I mean really...

[muses_nightmare]

It's the title. That is the most generic title possible. >.>

Eh, I'd still watch it over 3/4 of the crappy comedies they put out lately.


Ohh, I remembered I hate hate hate any of the Big Momma's House movies. Dumbest crap ever.

[Mytical]

Yikes, how could I forget to list Big Momma or Madea? What was I thinking?

RV. I love Robin Williams, but ugh that movie needed to DIAF, then have the ashes spread across the world just to be on the safe side. Like Nightmare on ElmStreet : New Nightmare. Again..big fan of Freddy, but UGH. Ok so each sequel went down hill a LITTLE, but that one..I don't think a bottomless pit could explain how far it fell.

Leprechaun : In space or In da Hood especially. *winces*.

Chronicles of Riddick (spelling?) The character was awesome in Pitch Black..then they had to go and ruin it by making this movie.

95% of all remakes. Though there have been exceptions.

(I know a lot of people will disagree here) Charley and the Chocolate Factory (yes I know..remake which fits in the above, but this one deserves special notice). No clue what people see in this one, it was horrid.

Hmmm more to come..eventually.

[Greenday]

Since we were kicked out of our lab today, I went to the movie theater. 21 was supposed to be playing but they had Wind Chill on instead. That movie blew. It wasn't scary at all. It made literally no sense.

[Fire_on_High]

X-Men 3...sorry, just no. Hated how the characters were handled.

Highlander: The Source....another one that just stank up the place. At least a few of the lines were good for laughs. No spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen it and still wants to be surprised, but the very last line (iirc, anyway)...half hilariously funny, and half "You really seriously just stomped canon flat...".

[Lace Neil Singer]

X-Men 3...sorry, just no. Hated how the characters were handled.

Oh god yes. My inner geek just screams at the rending of canon... I mean, the animated series of the 90s managed to pull off The Phoenix Saga perfectly, on a miniscule budget. You'd think a movie with a huge budget would be able to do likewise, but no.

Also, Spiderman 3. That totally sucked. They RUINED Venom! -.-

[Mytical]

Ok the movie spoofs can have their times when they are amusing. I loved Scary Movie, it was funny. However, then you have things like...

Epic Movie - The only think epic about it was how epically bad it was.
Disaster Movie - The title is correct, it was a disaster.

If you are going to make movie spoofs, randomly throwing in movies that have nothing to do with the title is just not funny. Now again..they could be big disasters as movies..but they should also .. I don't know..be about actual disasters maybe?

Juno, Iron Man, Hulk, Alvin and the chipmonks, bat man..ugh Disaster movie might be one of the alltime worst movies EVER. Not funny (at all), and makes about as much sense as Glumphing a glort.

Whoever is making these movies should be tied down to a chair and made to actually watch these movies..cause that is the worst torture I can think of.

[AdminAssistant]

A few weekends ago, Fiance made me watch Super Troopers. Ugh. As I told him, "The problem with stoner comedies is that they don't work unless you're high." It was just *so* stupid.

[Rageaholic]

Another one comes to mind, Hollywood Homicide, with Harrison Ford. It tried to be an action comedy. The problem is that it wasn't funny and there was no action except for an overly long chase scene in the end. Most of the movie dealt with the two leads boring personal lives outside of work. *yawn*

[Boozy]

A few weekends ago, Fiance made me watch Super Troopers. Ugh. As I told him, "The problem with stoner comedies is that they don't work unless you're high."

So...the solution is right there in the problem.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Another bad movie... Catwoman. That was just epically bad.

[AdminAssistant]

So...the solution is right there in the problem.

Well, yes, but I need all of the brain cells I can get right now, sooooo