Worst Movies Ever

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

The Bodyguard

Simply because on the bus on my high school's band trip to New York City, my fellow bus riders made us watch that instead of the rest of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Fuckin' squares!

[protege]

I'm surprised that nobody threw the Fast & Furious flicks on this list. Since the first one came out, it seems that every idiot with a Honda Civic thinks that they now own a world-class sports car. Plus, the constant "fart can" noise during the flick. And no, I did *not* pay to see them--they're on various channels constantly.

[blas87]

There's another one coming out this summer, I think.

Joy! If it's playing at the theater closest to where I live, I'm sure this entire part of town will be subject to revving engines and mock drag racing before/after each showing.

[Mytical]

Two new candidates. Deadgirl and ZombieTown.

[Greenday]

I liked The Fast and The Furious movies. I will still always prefer muscle cars over toys though. And it pained me to no end to see them put a Japanese 6-cylinder engine in the Shelby Mustang.

[Evandril]

bloodrayne...One of the few movies that had a less realistic sex scene than a porno. Pretty much anything by the same director (Can't recall his name, and happy about that )

hostel...Just no, for me at least. Lots of gore, idiotic characters, and the human body being able to take far more than I quite believe

For an up and coming movie that I'm never watching if I have a choice in the matter....smurfs *shudders*

[Racket_Man]

I liked And it pained me to no end to see them put a Japanese 6-cylinder engine in the Shelby Mustang.

that is PURE BLASPHEMY

[the_std]

Pretty much anything by the same director (Can't recall his name, and happy about that )

Bursting your happy bubble, that piece of awful is Uwe Boll. Everything he does is... Terrible, to be nice about it.

[Andara Bledin]

Bursting your happy bubble, that piece of awful is Uwe Boll. Everything he does is... Terrible, to be nice about it.

Fun fact: Making movies that lost lots of money was a great tax shelter in Germany until sometime in the last few years.

Hopefully, once his current contracts are done, he'll be forced to use his own money... Though that likely won't stop him.

^-.-^

[blas87]

The Wrong Turn movies.

Seriously, inbred cannibals? Disgusting. I've only seen the first and second one, no intention of seeing the third.

It's almost as bad as The Hills Have Eyes, except it's in the woods, not in mines and caves.

[telecom_goddess]

The Wrong Turn movies.

Seriously, inbred cannibals? Disgusting. I've only seen the first and second one, no intention of seeing the third.

It's almost as bad as The Hills Have Eyes, except it's in the woods, not in mines and caves.

I haven't even heard of these but will now avoid thanks

[Ginger Tea]

Third was saved by Henry Rollins being in it
Watched first when someone else borrowed it and got the "trilogy" for about a tenner

[fireheart17]

Two words: Human Centipede.

I will not describe it here, as it's impossible to describe it without going into NSFW territory. Just to keep it short though, think WWII-esque mutilations and a psychotic German doctor. End of story.

It's bad AND disgusting all at once. What the heck was he thinking? Oh and it gets better-they're making a sequel.

[Evandril]

Bursting your happy bubble, that piece of awful is Uwe Boll. Everything he does is... Terrible, to be nice about it.

Nooooo....I'd forgotten it's name! *goes to find the brain bleach again, and a spork to use on Std* :P

[Ginger Tea]

just watched a Phelous review of The human centipede no gore featured due to blip.tv terms etc, but for the most part the trio were depicted soely in bandages reminiscant of nappies and you never saw the faces post op.

It came across more as a joke movie than anything horror and I dont think anyone (if the clips shown are anything to go by) would loose their lunch over aside from the atrociously bad acting.

I would not have bought this movie full price and having seen this review I know to spend my money on something more worthwhile, like "I know how many runs you scored last summer"