Worst Movies Ever

[Rageaholic]

Yeah, I heard of the Human Centipede movie a while back. I wish I hadn't.

[ExRetailDrone]

I've seen The Human Centipede, and while it was a bit gross simply because of the idea of it all, overall it was more amusing to me than anything. Then again, I love me some bad horror movies and find tremendous humor in a lot of them. You never really saw much of anything as far as the actual surgery goes, and the aftermath gave the idea obviously but never showed too much. It's definitely not a movie for everyone, though, that's for sure. I have a pretty strong stomach when it comes to movies and such, so I can watch some pretty brutal ones and not get sick to my stomach. I'll get grossed out by the thought of things or angered by what's going on, but I won't feel physically ill. The movie was worth a watch to me (because I'm weird like that ), and I saw it, but I don't want to watch it again. And I doubt I'll watch the sequel... really, how much different can it be, other than with more people?

[blas87]

I'm so glad we never rented HC, then. It sits there at the movie store, among other movies......I'll have to remember to keep saying no every time I pass it. It looks disgusting just from the cover!

There was this movie, I can't even remember what it was called.....I think the word Creek was in it, it was probably from 2008 or 2009, bf and I rented it around this time last year.....

I'll do my best here. It was about some kind of German voo-doo that stemmed from hundreds of years ago, it was supposedly used by the Nazis (who even knows if it's true, probably just a storyline) to bring dead things back to life, but they are in a trance of sorts and extremely violent.

Anyway, what it ends up being is the story begins in the later years of the Depression and a man from Germany comes to board with an American family, and the young daughter (a young teen at the time) sees what this man can do when he brings her dead pet bird back to life.

The rest of it is kind of blurry to me, but it goes forward in time to present day, a man's brother has gone missing and he finds him at that same family's home, that same family is there, frozen in time of sorts, that man is still around, but he looks like a monster, and he feasts on human sacrifices to keep himself alive, which the family feeds him. They keep him out of the house by putting red on all the doors and windows.

The guy finds a way to kill him for good, by poisoning him with the bone marrow of someone he was related to, as the guy starts to eat him, he is poisoned and dies.

Yeah, it sucked.

Oh, I think it was Blood Creek!

[protege]

that is PURE BLASPHEMY

But, in those flicks, Japanese horsepower is better than American horsepower. Never mind that tuning cars has been going on in the US longer than anywhere else. When people think of "hot rod," cars such as the '57 Chevy, '32-'34 Fords, Mustangs, and Corvettes come to mind

[guywithashovel]

When I first saw Wrong Turn, my first thought was "Man, I bet people in West Virginia don't appreciate this movie." Those of you who don't live close to the state may not know this, but states close to West Virginia often like to make jokes about the state being a "redneck state." Back in college when I took this music appreciation class, we were discussing bluegrass music one day. The professor mentioned it being called "hillbilly music," and then he asked us what we thought of when we heard the word "hillbilly." Amidst giggles, this one girl said, "West Virginia!" Oddly enough, the college was only about twelve miles from the West Virginia border, so that probably didn't say much about us, either. Anyway, the Wrong Turn movies really didn't help WV with those stereotypes.

I actually kind of enjoyed the Wrong Turn movies, though. Though in the first one, the characters' actions after the car accident did kind of strike me as odd. If I remember correctly, after that guy crashed into those people who were stopped along the road, they all started walking deeper into the woods, even though if they'd walked the other way, they would have ended up on the highway.

Have any of you watched any movies in that After Dark Horrorfest series? A few of them have been pretty good, but anymore now, I regret renting them whenever I pick one up.

[blas87]

Bf and I have rented a lot of those movies. I fear they just get more and more low budget.

[Giggle Goose]

Epic Movie - The only think epic about it was how epically bad it was.
Disaster Movie - The title is correct, it was a disaster.

UGH I'm so with you on these. I understand they're not SUPPOSED to be good, but it just makes no sense that they have all these idiotic pop culture references that everyone forgets in less than a year. Just awful. My boyfriend had "Epic Movie" on while I was eating breakfast, and when I was done I was actually looking forward to doing my homework instead of watching it!

Were those by the same people that did the "Scary Movie"s? I thought the first one was funny but it just got WAY too stupid after the first one.

I agree on all the horror movies, but did anyone put down "The Unborn?" It was about this girl who had a twin brother but died before being born, so then he possesses children and animals to get his revenge, and they throw in a concentration camp story. Ick, it was garbage. That's why I don't watch horror movies anymore.

[blas87]

Never saw the Unborn, but there was a movie that came out that same year about a girl who had a mentally insane mother who put some sort of curse on her that had something to do with her 18th birthday.......

It was that bad, I don't even know if I remember or care to remember what happened next. Or the title of that movie.

[Ginger Tea]

I never saw the trailer to 'born' or was it 'birth'? a Nicole Kidman movie, I thought it might have been a remake of a 60's movie where this house AI impregnates the lead (demon seed?)

God I wish I never saw that movie, it made my skin crawl when the kid got into the bath with her, I was definatly WTF, had it been a male lead and a child of ANY gender the movie would never have been made.

Speaking of things that should not have been made, Eli Roth protested that when this eastern european horror movie was screened in a French (I think) festival, the promoter was arrested and charged with showing child pornography due to a rape scene.
If the rape is implied its one thing, to film it is something totally different altogether and without having the article to hand, it gave the impression it was NOT implied.

[telecom_goddess]

I saw birth and I think the point was to be disturbing. I liked it...and would probably place it in the "good film but won't watch again cause it's disturbing" category.

Sometimes if a movie can make your skin crawl without gore and blood, it's done it's job

[Depot Denizen]

I'm actually a huge fan of the Saw movies. I still need to watch 7, but I like watching them with the commentary on, to see how they made the sets and props.

I watched an Uwe Boll abortion called Rampage. A disgruntled loser is fed up with being a loser, so he gets a suit of bulletproof armor, some full-auto submachine guns, and, as it says on the tin, goes on a shooting rampage and steals a bunch of cash.

[fireheart17]

I'm actually a huge fan of the Saw movies. I still need to watch 7, but I like watching them with the commentary on, to see how they made the sets and props.

I've read up on the traps and watched a couple of them in claymation (some guy on youtube actually MADE a bunch of the traps from the Saw films in Claymation which looks pretty good-just search "Claymation saw traps"). Traps themselves-range from good to crap. Actual film? Don't really have the guts to watch. I'm just weird like that

[Bloodsoul]

So the Cinema Snob recently reviewed "Cannibal Holocaust."

Who wants popcorn?

[Greenday]

Saw was just plain terrible. Then again, as I've said, I hate horror movies because they are all generally just plain terrible. They are too predictable to be scary.

Couple weeks ago, we had Shitty Movie Night and we watched Alice in Murderland. God was that a disappointment. It has all the makings of a good porno and no nudity. Wtf!? Not scary at all, but it was pretty funny.

[Andara Bledin]

I just couldn't respect Saw at all, with the way it ended. Can't stand when people are written so stupid. No excuse for it.

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