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  • Lol one thing that compounds my sin is that I liked the prequels.

    But I can explain the sleekness of the ships on Naboo versus the military fighters from the original three.

    I served in the Military and my five ton truck was built back in the early 80s late 70s. We just had to keep them running and replace them as little as possible.

    Now you look at any Semi on the road and many look nicer and are in better condition visually than the ones in the military. This is because the private company only has to ask it's CEO and other execs "Hey can we buy, fix up, paint, our trucks" and there is no Senate appropriations committee.

    Naboo is like a private company compared to the entire galactic empire. They only have to worry about Naboo and can buy nicer looking ships that cost more but look good. The galactic empire can't afford to do that because they have many more ships to maintain and would bankrupt themselves if they had to buy a whole new star destroyer every few years.

    On top of that it's never mentioned that those ships were Military Vehicles. We are talking a society to whom space travel is common. Luke flew an X-Wing fighter to Dagobah like it was a short little road trip and he was in a car.

    In a society where you probably can't call the Space Police, since it's never indicated one exists beyond hoping a Jedi is in range to help you, you would naturally have weapons on all space going vessels. As such the ships they conscripted could have been the Naboo Senate parking garage.

    Like someone invading DC and conscripting the Congress' cars because they happen to have weapons on their BMWs, Mercedes and Rolls Royce compared to a Humvee.
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    • George Lucas is a terrible screenwriter and a mediocre director, but damn if the man isn't a brilliant producer. He's also done a lot for the technical side of the film industry (Industrial Light and Magic, Skywalker Sound, THX, etc.) While I don't think any of the work he's done for his films is award worthy, the man is long overdue for an honorary Oscar for his contributions to film technology.

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      • Originally posted by jackfaire View Post
        Brazil - I get what the movie was trying to say but V for Vendetta did it better and in a more entertaining way.
        It's a Terry Gilliam piece. They all have that same sort of "it would have been great if it stopped about 5-10 minutes earlier" vibe.

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        • Originally posted by Andara Bledin View Post
          It's a Terry Gilliam piece. They all have that same sort of "it would have been great if it stopped about 5-10 minutes earlier" vibe.

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          Part of what colored my experience was a fellow film geek. Me and him often have very different taste in movies. Mine is based on "Was I entertained/grew as a person by watching"

          His seemed to be "Was it obscure and attempted to be artsy without making a point" I had him chattering in my ear the whole time about the movie which made it hard to get into.
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          • Brazil can be a tough film to watch. I find I have to be in just the right mood for it. Having some arthouse snob chattering in my ear while trying to watch it would have destroyed my ability to even care about it ever again.

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            • Just saw The Smurfs today with the family (yay for sensory friendly films at the local theater, hosted by the Autism Society of Northern Virginia).

              We wasted approximately 55 minutes (give or take) on the film. (No previews, goes directly to the movie, and when we got in, and it had just started). I knew it was going to be a bad film as Child Rum and I switch seats 3 times ('cos she wanted to and the theater wasn't even half full). Then I had to escort her to the bathroom (within the first 2 minutes).

              I hate Hank Azaria! (He played Gargamel). At the point he: (SPOILER!! SPOILER!!) grabs a champagne bucket cooler thing, gets up, goes behind the bar area(?), pees into the champagne bucket & then hands it back to the waiter (END of SPOILER), I looked at Mr. Rum and we both decided to leave. We got up and left.

              I was very disappointed. They should have made it into a animation (ala Cars 2 and Kung Fu Panda 2). If it had been animated, it would have been much more entertaining.

              And you know what? I love love love love love love Neil Patrick Harris. But not even my intense love for him could make me continue watching the movie.
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              • Do not read spoilers for smurf

                Originally posted by IDrinkaRum View Post
                I hate Hank Azaria! (He played Gargamel). At the point he: (SPOILER!! SPOILER!!) grabs a champagne bucket cooler thing, gets up, goes behind the bar area(?), pees into the champagne bucket & then hands it back to the waiter (END of SPOILER),
                That's disappointing obviously they were going for a chamber pot joke that fell horribly flat and was completely unnecessary and implied that he was a moron.
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                • You're right Jack. Now that I think about it, you're right.

                  However, the parents would be familiar with Gargamel being totally incompetent. And the kids could have determined he wasn't a good wizard by the fact he blew up his own house within the first 10 or so minutes of the film! Besides, he was chasing the Smurfs, not because he wanted to make gold (line in the animated show), but because he needed to extract their DNA (or whatever) to make his magic stronger.
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                  • Originally posted by IDrinkaRum View Post
                    Besides, he was chasing the Smurfs, not because he wanted to make gold (line in the animated show), but because he needed to extract their DNA (or whatever) to make his magic stronger.
                    Well that part I can't totally blame them because at one point it wasn't to make gold but rather to eat them. They kept changing up which reason.
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                    • I always thought Gargamel wanted to use them to make gold. I don't remember him wanting to eat them. (I think Azreal - the cat - wanted to).

                      At least they remembered that Gargamel created Smurfette.
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