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  • #16
    Yeah, I heard that; and he saved the movie from being crap. ^^

    Transcribed for anyone who couldn't watch the video; Best. Scene. Ever.

    Chun Li: [to Bison] It was twenty years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. Huh! You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food... weapons...
    [indicates her binds]
    Chun Li: ... hmph. Slave labor. My father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you.
    [laughs]
    Chun Li: You and your bullies were driven back by farmers with pitchforks! My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away! A hero... at a thousand paces.
    Bison: I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it.
    Chun Li: You don't remember?!
    Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
    "Oh wow, I can't believe how stupid I used to be and you still are."

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    • #17
      Streetfighter was hilarious. Loved it.

      Blair Witch Project is another one that immediately comes to mind.
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      • #18
        Sorry Greenday, I have to disagree. Blair witch was not so bad it was funny imo. It was just bad. I even forget how long it was, but oh how I wished I had that time back. It got worse though..they made a sequel.

        Lets see Ghoulies. Warlock (note at one time I really liked Warlock). Three Ninjas. Hmm another possible long list. I think I have watched entirely too many movies.

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        • #19
          Anaconda = OMG let's run from the rubber snake!

          It's the only one I can think of at the moment. Well Zombie Strippers, but that was kind of supposed to be funny anyway.

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          • #20
            Warlock was awesomebad. Loved that movie as a kid ;p Sequels were atrocious though. It completely cemented the actor with the role for me though. I can't see Julian Sands in anything else without wondered why the other characters don't realize he's clearly evil. -.-

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            • #21
              ok I'm going to add Exorcist II The Heretic to this pile. While the Exorcist, the first film, is a classic no one can touch, the sequel was RIDICULOUS. 3 and 4 are ok...not that great or bad. But 2 was DUMB.

              If I can throw a book sequel in here...Son of Rosemary, the book sequel to Rosemary's Baby. That book's ending pissed me off so bad I wanted to throw it out the window.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Andara Bledin View Post
                My favorite part of the whole movie, however, is when the actor refers to the dragon as "him" and rather than doing another take for the kid to get it right, they just overdub it. I get the impression they missed it when they were shooting. Talk about sloppy.
                That makes me wonder if the cast were closet Pern fans, and it was so much second nature to think of a blue as "he" that it got by unnoticed.
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                • #23
                  I don't. Considering that much of the acting is done with a blue screen in place of the dragon, I don't know how it would even really come up to affect them. The whole movie was put together almost as poorly as the book. Though the movie had better editing.

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                  • #24
                    Gravekeeper *nods* He was pretty much the reason it was re-watchable. The 20 years in a day thing, the driving nails in feet and head ... SOOOO so bad..it was funny.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Mytical View Post
                      It got worse though..they made a sequel.
                      If you take out all the Blair Witch references and tweak the story due to the ommissions (eg keep the house ruins but its just a cabin in the forest), then Book of Shadows could have been a good movie, not a great movie mind, but better than what it was, hell it could be better than both combined (just by not having the name).

                      I would call the re-edit "freaky shit happened in the woods"

                      Speaking of Re-edits, "Peter Benchleys 'Shark' " iir that is the whole title, a 2 part tv movie about genitically modifying a shark, the ending of the first part was brilliant (well not the shark breaths air and developes limbs) but the screen faded to black with it banging on the hatch way.
                      Then the 2nd part ruined it with the back story where it was and other stuff and just being shite.
                      A recut of the 2nd part into the first and ditch some other things and end the movie with nothing resolved would be fantastic.

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                      • #26
                        Here's another one: Shark Attack 3. Just seeing clips from youtube I can tell this is an unintentionally hillarious movie. It has the imfamous "Worst pick up line" ever.

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

                        There's also hard streets. Though I don't even know if it's a movie or a parody of a bad movie. I'm leaning toward the latter, but it's still hillariously bad.

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNjbx_-BtP8

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                        • #27
                          I've never seen the movie, but just by hearing about it and seeing an infamous clip, I can tell that Troll 2 is so bad it's hilarious. Bad acting + horrible storyline = comedic gold for this one. This pretty much sums it up from what I've been told

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                          • #28
                            Jeepers Creepers. I watched it on recommendation by a friend back when it first came out on DVD. The whole entire time, my parents and I couldn't figure out if it was meant to be a hilarious parody of horror movies, or if it was actually meant to be scary.

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                            • #29
                              How all of the asylum movies. For those not familuar, they make mockbusters of already popular movies. The big two are Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and Mega Pirahna.

                              Here's a few scenes from both movies to show how unintentionally funny these movies really are.

                              Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus

                              Mega Pirahna

                              I'm am seriously considering renting these movies just for how stupid they are.

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                              • #30
                                firecat, there is a sequel to Jeepers Creepers.

                                I think they both suck.

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