Worst Songs Ever

[Plaidman]

I'm fairly laid back for most songs. I like them or ignore them. The only song I activtly hate and sends me into a frenzy of changing whatever it's on or running from the room is


Afroman because I got high.


The most annoying song ever.

" I hate listening to the songs that use what I call "random nonsense" as the musical back-up. They have the bass line and drum line, then use a repetitive and annoying set of unrelated sounds as the only musical lines.

Some can be good. Like Minnie the moocher by Cab Calloway, or last part of Zoot Suit Riot by Cherry Popping daddies.

[Rageaholic]

"We Gotta Stop That Mosque At Ground Zero" by Trade Martin

This song is so bad I'd think it was a parody if I didn't know any better.

[Skunkle]

Look up the lyrics. "I don't want another pretty face, I don't want just anyone to hold, I don't want my love to go to waste, I want you and your beautiful soul". I can easily interpret those as really sweet, or as "You're fugly, but I'll bet you're sweet inside". Besides that, it's NOT a "worst song ever". It's cute, poppy and not hard to listen to. Musical fountain choreography is my thing, and it'd be easy to work with.

I'd like to see any programmer try to tackle "Rock the Casbah".

[Gravekeeper]

I actually feel bad for Rebecca Black. She seems like a genuinely sweet kid who took the opportunity to feel like a "star," and who among us would have turned that down when we were 13?.

I would have. Without question. Turned it down that is. >.>

That said yeah, she doesn't seem like a bad kid. However, you have to admit it as bad as the song was, it was given the greatest cover ever.

[Rageaholic]

Okay, I gotta revise this thread for some more songs. Some thanks to Todd In The Shadows reviews.

"S and M" by Rihanna: What's wrong with this song? What's right with it would be the easier question! Let's start with the lyrics. Half of them are just repeating "Come on come on I like it" or "S S S M M M" until your head explodes. Then her voice. Her voice was never anything special, but here they distort it to make it the most ear rapingly bad thing you'll hear. She goes from sounding like Eric Cartman to sounding like some guy who's purposely singing badly to mock an annoying singer. Then there's the video, which is all kinds of messed up.

Keep in mind I only heard this song twice. And one of those times was at APPLEBEES, a family restaurant, which I found... odd. And I'm not even going to cover the unfortunate implications of this song after the Chris Brown inncident. Either way, bad song is bad. Waterboarding would be perferable to listening to this. Easily one of my worst songs of all time.

"If I die young" by The Band Perry: I'm only basing this off of the Todd in the Shadows review, but it sounds like a over sentimental piece of glurge and wangst, with a side order of narm. For a serious subject matter, she picks some sappy, cliched lyrics. The whole song just tastes like diabetes. Taylor Swift isn't even this bad.

"I'm only gonna break break break break your heart" by I don't know and I don't care: Because it's just an annoying repetitive song. Wierd Al was able to make some really bad pop songs sound awesome in his latest "Polka Face", but not even the genious of Wierd Al could make this less annoying.

Well that's all for now. I'm sure there's more, but I'll post them when I hear em.

[AdminAssistant]

"Pumped Up Kicks"

[anakhouri]

I am late to the party so I don't know if anyone mentioned this yet, but I hate every song I have ever heard by The Black-Eyed Peas or any single member of The Black-Eyed Peas. They're just God-awful.

[blas87]

I love the Pumped Up Kicks song. But not so much the words, the tune reminds me of happier times shopping and being carefree as a teenager. Don't ask why. It just makes me feel that way.

I HATE...HATE...HATE.....

"Tonight! Tonight! There's a party on the roof top top of the world!"

And I'm going to the top top of my apartment and jumping off if I ever have to hear that song 3 times an hour again.

Oh God...what else....."If I Die Young" "Give Me Everything Tonight" "On the Floor"........this is bad. Bad. Bad.

And I still wish a grenade on Bruno Mars so he'll just quit making music.

[Rageaholic]

I forgot about "Tonight Tonight", or as I like to call it the "LA LA LA whatever" song. I can't believe that's considered "rock" music.

[AdminAssistant]

Did you see the VMAs this year? The Foo Fighters were basically the only 'rock' band nominated for their category. Happily they won, and Dave Grohl made a comment about rock'n'roll not being dead...yet.

[bara]

I seem to dislike anything my nephew listens too. He seems to like a lot of rap music. Now Im not a big fan of rap, I even like a few rap 'songs'. But the stuff he listens to...its just stupid. Give me some Mellancamp, Mettalica, Guns N Roses, Charlies Daniels, Lynard, any day.

[Rageaholic]

I didn't see the VMA's, but I heard about them.

If there's one thing that I won't argue was better "back in the day", it's pop music.

[blas87]

I'm not a big fan of Foo Fighters, they are too light for me, but I agree, that's the only rock left, at least by MTV standards.

I am so sick of skinny jeaned, shaggy black haired, big glasses wearing hipsters and their whiney music being glorified so much.

[Fire_on_High]

I have to concede "I Gotta Feeling" is decent, but the rest of The Black Eyed Peas stuff I've heard is terrible.

[fireheart17]

I forgot about "Tonight Tonight", or as I like to call it the "LA LA LA whatever" song. I can't believe that's considered "rock" music.

It's "pop rock" -.-

On that note, when I first heard it, I thought it was Justin Bieber!