Worst Songs Ever

[Silverharp]

Okay, I think I found the absolute WORST SONG of all time. A song so bad it makes Justin Bieber sound like Ray Charles. I'm warning, this will make your ears bleed.

The song?

"Just Wanna Play Video Games", by Black Out Band

Shockingly enough, it's worse than it sounds.

The goggles, they do nothing!!!

[Rageaholic]

LMFAO "Sexy And I Know It".

I need some after watching that!

[Mytical]

Rageaholic..that song you linked? Needs to DIAF. A huge fire..I am not even sure the sun could destroy that. Now excuse me while I go stop my ears from bleeding.

[bunnyboy]

I'll probably get flogged for this, but . . . American Pie. I hate it so much, and the fact that it seems to go on forever and ever doesn't help.

I won't flog you.

Like much of Dylan or Inna gadda davida, the covers are better because they don't last for 7+ minutes with 3/4 of it being the same strum pattern/chords.

And on that.

I like Justin Beiber's Baby...

When it's backing music is an acoustic version of Stand By Me, and it's done by The Neon Trees.

As far as songs I hate.

Kids Bop versions, seriously, they take a song that's very suggestive and have kids sing it...

And all of my loathing goes towards one particular song...

And I know I'll be lynched...

But I truly hate This Land is Your Land, yes the Woody Guthrie version. Yes I know it's dripping with sarcasm, but damn if it isn't positive for what's a damn protest everything sucks song.

[Ree]

Okay, I think I found the absolute WORST SONG of all time.

Oh dear god!!!
My ears...they hurt.

Give that boy a basket so he can at least try and carry a tune.

I'm going to suggest they do go to school and stop with the video games because, unless those boys learn to sing, I can't see them making a career in music once puberty hits. (Some of them might make it as backup musicians, but singers???)

[catcul]

I cannot stand Cage the Elephant. I have a special hatred for their song, "No Rest for the Wicked." We're supposed to feel sorry for a mugger and an embezzling preacher? The chorus is just one cliche after another. That voice is the worst singing voice I have ever heard on the radio. His voice sounds is a high nasal voice. Think Rebecca Black, only worse.

The lead singer of In This Moment has a terrible, screeching voice. I imagine that was the sound the harpies made before and after they ate a guy's food and then crapped on the leftovers. (Look up "Jason and the Argonauts.")

"The Wrong Way" by Sublime was about a guy hitting on a 12-year-old prostitute who was being sexually abused by her "seven horny brothers." (I am aware that they also have a song called "Date Rape." I have never heard it and I don't want to hear it.)

The absolute worst Christmas song has to be "The Christmas Shoes." Nothing says "Christmas" like "Mommy's about to die."

[Sarah Valentine]

The absolute worst Christmas song has to be "The Christmas Shoes." Nothing says "Christmas" like "Mommy's about to die."

FINALY someone else who actually heard the words to the song, the radio has to be turned off and I will hide out in the cooler at work until the song is over. I really wish they wouldn't play it anymore.

[fireheart17]

LMFAO "Sexy And I Know It".

I need some after watching that!

Ugh, I get currently inundated with that song because one of the guys on there is helping judge the aussie version of The X Factor

It's not so bad if the ad was played occasionally, but it gets played EVERY. FREAKING. NIGHT.

[Eddie the 'Ead]

I heard this at Best Buy back in December and...ugh.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPgvNlrBfb0

[Rageaholic]

I heard this at Best Buy back in December and...ugh.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPgvNlrBfb0

Ugh Cher Lloyd. Can't stand her.

I also despise "hey soul sister". One of the most annoying songs ever.

[siead_lietrathua]

(I am aware that they also have a song called "Date Rape." I have never heard it and I don't want to hear it.)

jsut because i have that song: it's about a guy that date-rapes a girl, then follows his trial and arrest and ends with him being assaulted in jail. not their most appropriate song, but it IS sublime.

to me, anything by "lady" on youtube. her voice is terrible, she can't dance, and her songs are perverse but not even in an entertaining way. just, blek. obviously NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhYRtK0fBU

[catcul]

to me, anything by "lady" on youtube. her voice is terrible, she can't dance, and her songs are perverse but not even in an entertaining way. just, blek.

I saw a one minute clip of Lady's video from Adam Buckley's video called "Music and the Internet - A Dose of Buckley." I had to skip ahead because that clip was nothing but cringe worthy.


Adam Buckley makes videos deconstructing and destroying bad songs and bad music in a list called "Hatin' on Music."

Warning: Adam Buckley is often abrasive and his videos are NSFW.

[bex1218]

Thrift Shop by Macklemore.

I just don't get it. His other song, Same Love is ok. It just doesn't flow right to me.

[Rageaholic]

Harlem Shake sucks too.

[crashhelmet]

Thrift Shop by Macklemore.

I just don't get it. His other song, Same Love is ok. It just doesn't flow right to me.

That's a song I liked at first and then got sick of almost immediately due to overplay. Same goes for Daft Punk's Get Lucky and Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines