Steven Segal

[Gravekeeper]

if Steven Seagal LAWMAN has taught me anything, it's that the easiest way to defend yourself from Seagal these days is to jog away. As long as you can stay out of his horribly bloated, sweaty limb snap radius, you're fine. In fact if you ran him a few blocks you could probably defeat him outright after he passes out. >.>

[Racket_Man]

if Steven Seagal LAWMAN has taught me anything, it's that the easiest way to defend yourself from Seagal these days is to jog away. As long as you can stay out of his horribly bloated, sweaty limb snap radius, you're fine. In fact if you ran him a few blocks you could probably defeat him outright after he passes out. >.>

what few of his latest films I have seen you are right on the money. what happened to the "I can outrun a train or car or whatever Segal and STILL do a 10 minute end of film BOSS battle."

[blas87]

The last I saw of Segal, he was in some horrible low budget zombie movie that took place in a hospital.

[AdminAssistant]

He was pretty good as the bad guy in Machete.

[blas87]

Oh wait, yup, Machete. I saw that, too. Didn't pay that much attention to him, obviously, lol.

[AdminAssistant]

Well, he didn't actually get much screentime. It's laughable, really, on what planet does the bloated Seagal stand half a snowball's chance against Danny Fucking Trejo. Hell, Jessica Alba could have taken him out just with her breasts.

[Rapscallion]

Well, he didn't actually get much screentime. It's laughable, really, on what planet does the bloated Seagal stand half a snowball's chance against Danny Fucking Trejo. Hell, Jessica Alba could have taken him out just with her breasts.

I'm not the only one who would have paid to see that last part, am I?

We're talking paid handsomely as well.

Rapscallion

[Greenday]

I'm not the only one who would have paid to see that last part, am I?

We're talking paid handsomely as well.

Rapscallion

o/

I would...

[Gravekeeper]

My favourite Steven Seagal role was Executive Decision. ;p

[draco664]

My favourite Steven Seagal role was Executive Decision. ;p

[daleduke17]

http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com...llis/#comments

A Bruce Willis picture that matches the earlier description.

[Rageaholic]

I actually enjoy his movies.

[Rapscallion]

In soviet Russia, Steven Segal movies enjoy you.

Rapscallion