Dear Hollywood,
What the hell. It was bad enough you managed to mangle some old time classics. Now you are remaking bad movies? Have you truly run out of material? Go to a local Barnes and Noble or a library!
Within the numerous shelves within you will find a cornucopia of wonderful tales that could, with the correct director/producer combo make excellent movies. New ideas and characters abound. Stories as far as the eye can see!
Why if you are feeling saucy you can even make educational movies.
But no. First you dredged up my beloved innocent childhood and you made mockeries of my once beloved cartoons, now you are even remaking movies that only get watched when people have insomnia and the batteries have died in the remote. What next? Toxic Avenger reboots.
Im sorry Holloywood. But I must end this. Its not you really, its me. You see, I have standards. I know. Its asking a lot, so I will no longer ask this of you. Instead I will end our relationship. No more dinner and a movies. Its over. I have lost all faith in you.
Barainga
What the hell. It was bad enough you managed to mangle some old time classics. Now you are remaking bad movies? Have you truly run out of material? Go to a local Barnes and Noble or a library!
Within the numerous shelves within you will find a cornucopia of wonderful tales that could, with the correct director/producer combo make excellent movies. New ideas and characters abound. Stories as far as the eye can see!
Why if you are feeling saucy you can even make educational movies.
But no. First you dredged up my beloved innocent childhood and you made mockeries of my once beloved cartoons, now you are even remaking movies that only get watched when people have insomnia and the batteries have died in the remote. What next? Toxic Avenger reboots.
Im sorry Holloywood. But I must end this. Its not you really, its me. You see, I have standards. I know. Its asking a lot, so I will no longer ask this of you. Instead I will end our relationship. No more dinner and a movies. Its over. I have lost all faith in you.
Barainga
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