Mercedes Lackey is the Author GOH at Gencon this year. I had never read any of her stuff, but I knew she had about 8 million books out, so I thought I'd give it a try. Some friends recommended I try one of her early series as those were the best, so I picked up The Last Herald-Mage trilogy.
Ye gods, if this is her best stuff, I hope to never see her not-best stuff.
The main character in this first book is a little whiny pretty boy whose daddy is a big manly man and keeps trying to push Vanyel to be a big manly man as well. Vanyel spends the first 80 or so pages of the book bitching and moaning about his terrible situation. A few interesting things have happened, and every time I thought, 'Oh good, now the real story can begin.' but instead Lackey takes this opportunity to have Vanyel be a big crybaby and whine for another 20 or 30 pages while everyone else thinks about how terrible his situation is. In almost 200 pages (I'm nealry finished with book one), this kid has not made a single decision or committed a single action of his own volition, except for trying to kill himself once, but he screwed that up so we're still stuck with him. And then had to hear about it for another 30 pages.
But Patricia, you say, this is realistic. There are people in the world who whine and bitch all the time and never do anything for themselves.
Yes, that's true. But no one likes these people. And if your character is one of them, I sure as hell am not going to care about him.
She's also fallen victim to what I call "Jordanitis", which is a tendancy to long, overly-detailed, over-explanation of every landscape, magical protocol, run-down inn and character in the book.
AND NOW THE ELF-ANALOGS HAVE ARRIVED. Lord save us from European-inspired fantasy with thinly-veiled versions of elves in them.
Good God. I feel like I should soldier through this crap because I bought all three books at once, and would hate to waste the money. But I don't know if I can take it...
Anyone know if Lackey has anything out there that is actually worth my time?
Ye gods, if this is her best stuff, I hope to never see her not-best stuff.
The main character in this first book is a little whiny pretty boy whose daddy is a big manly man and keeps trying to push Vanyel to be a big manly man as well. Vanyel spends the first 80 or so pages of the book bitching and moaning about his terrible situation. A few interesting things have happened, and every time I thought, 'Oh good, now the real story can begin.' but instead Lackey takes this opportunity to have Vanyel be a big crybaby and whine for another 20 or 30 pages while everyone else thinks about how terrible his situation is. In almost 200 pages (I'm nealry finished with book one), this kid has not made a single decision or committed a single action of his own volition, except for trying to kill himself once, but he screwed that up so we're still stuck with him. And then had to hear about it for another 30 pages.
But Patricia, you say, this is realistic. There are people in the world who whine and bitch all the time and never do anything for themselves.
Yes, that's true. But no one likes these people. And if your character is one of them, I sure as hell am not going to care about him.
She's also fallen victim to what I call "Jordanitis", which is a tendancy to long, overly-detailed, over-explanation of every landscape, magical protocol, run-down inn and character in the book.
AND NOW THE ELF-ANALOGS HAVE ARRIVED. Lord save us from European-inspired fantasy with thinly-veiled versions of elves in them.
Good God. I feel like I should soldier through this crap because I bought all three books at once, and would hate to waste the money. But I don't know if I can take it...
Anyone know if Lackey has anything out there that is actually worth my time?
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