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"We will conquer your Rome, break your crosses, and enslave your women. If we do not reach that time, then our children and grandchildren will reach it, and they will sell your sons as slaves at the slave market."
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chief ISIS spokesperson Sheikh Abu Muhammad al-Adnani
Bold words for a coward.
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Aren't they 1,500 years too late?"I take it your health insurance doesn't cover acts of pussy."
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"Yazidi women and children [are to be] divided according to the Sharia amongst the fighters of the Islamic State who participated in the Sinjar operations [in northern Iraq]... Enslaving the families of the [infidels] and taking their women as concubines is a firmly established aspect of the Sharia that if one were to deny or mock, he would be denying or mocking the verses of the Koran and the narrations of the Prophet...and thereby apostatizing from Islam."
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conclusion of ISIS study group considering the question of whether Iraq's Yazidis should be put to death or enslaved
"ISIS study group" now there's an oxymoron for the history books.
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"I hear the news commentators say: 'Why is Obama doing this?...Why is he aiding and abetting ISIS?' And I'm like, because he's one of them. It's so obvious...He's an Islamic jihadist."
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Tea Party activist and former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson
So did she get a lobotomy after she left SNL or before?
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Originally posted by TheHuckster View PostIn all fairness, Giuliani did quite literally live through 9/11 as mayor of New York at the time. .
Yes he did a great job in the aftermath BUT his actions and WORDS in the past 8 or so years just shows that he is another Gen Douglas McAurthurI'm lost without a paddle and I'm headed up sh*t creek.
I got one foot on a banana peel and the other in the Twilight Zone.
The Fools - Life Sucks Then You Die
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Idaho state Rep. Vito Barbieri and physician Julie Madsen, during House State Affairs Committee discussion of a bill concerning video conferencing and abortions:
Barbieri: "You mention the risk of colonoscopy. Can that be done by drugs?"
Madsen: "It cannot be done by drugs. It can, however, be done remotely, where you swallow a pill, and this pill has a little camera and it makes its way through your intestines, and those images are uploaded to a doctor who's often thousands of miles away, who then interprets that."
Barbieri: "Can this same procedure be done in a pregnancy -- swallowing a camera and helping the doctor determine what the situation is with the child?"
Madsen: "It cannot...because when you swallow a pill it would not end up in the vagina."
Barbieri: "Fascinating..."
I'm imagining Barbieri just sitting there with a "deer in the headlights" look.
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