Weird jump, but is masturbation sinful?

[DesignFox]

Since female masturbation isn't mentioned in the bible; guess it's not sinful. XD

I guess it's because our eggs don't go spurting allover the place when we get off...

[AdminAssistant]

Some women can get off by crossing their legs and bouncing a foot like they're impatient or bored. And I read that in part of an article talking about how many women who do things like that don't consider it masturbation, since obviously getting off requires being naked and fondling your parts.

Huh?

All I can say is...wow.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I guess it's because our eggs don't go spurting allover the place when we get off...

Depends on whether you believe what you see in porn or not. XD

[anriana]

only if you're catholic

[Nyoibo]

Depends on whether you believe what you see in porn or not. XD

20' spray?

[Wingates_Hellsing]

Obviously we haven't reviewed the bible enough, we can condemn anything with it so let's get to work.

So it's gonna be in the part that no one (sane) cares about, written by a guy with no authority or proof, encoded as the first two letters in the second word of every other sentence in every third paragraph and once we've flipped it backwards and replaced two vowels and flipped it back over only to make the first letter and next to last switch and then flip it again... "Female masturbation is teh roxxorz and I liek chockin mah chiken 2?"

No this can't be right, let's try the same thing on the part written by the guy with only slightly more authority than this one...

No... this one says "all penises shalt be cloven in two upon birth so thou shall not give thine partner as much pleasure"

Well, what I'm trying to say is that rationalizers of the bible are experts at rationalizing the irrational.

[Red_Dazes]

"Sex and sexual pleasure should be had only between a man and a woman in their time of intimacy. Masturbation is a sin against God and his laws! Condoning, practicing, or committing this act is a sin and punishable in the fires of HELL!"

*cough* to quote my Uncle on several occasions. Thought you would like some religious antics in here *aside* can any one guess why I don't visit the bastard anymore?

My response, though not to his face, because I love my Aunt and don't want to put her in a bad situation between me and the old ass face "If 'god' is that much of a bastard, Hell is looking more and more like fun!"

((This is the same man who organized a "prayer group" and tried to cast demons out of my 13y/o nephew because his mom found PORN under his mattress... >< the fuck 13 year old boy doesn't have PORN? Ass))

[bunnyboy]

There was at one point a discussion among me and some friends about it, that really nothing in the bible actually says that it's a sin, in fact Onan's Sin isn't masturbation but coitus interruptus.... of course they were reminded by someone in the group that the real sin was (as has been said already) the sin of saying "Whateva, I do what I want" to God.

[joe hx]

"Sex and sexual pleasure should be had only between a man and a woman in their time of intimacy. Masturbation is a sin against God and his laws! Condoning, practicing, or committing this act is a sin and punishable in the fires of HELL!"

my (now dead) uncle always said it was better to masturbate than rape. only he said it in a much funnier way...

of course they were reminded by someone in the group that the real sin was (as has been said already) the sin of saying "Whateva, I do what I want" to God.

I thought you were going to say using the Lord's name in vain. "Oh, God!! Oh, God!!"

[fireheart17]

20' spray?

Thank you Ny, I just snorted Coke out of my nose....

[Nyoibo]

Thank you Ny, I just snorted Coke out of my nose....

You're welcome, I'm guessing it wasn't a 20' spray?

[Dreamstalker]

20' spray?

O_o

This just in: energy drink through the nose HURTS x_x

[Ree]

I don't really know about the whole "Bible story" approach to it, but in my Catholic upbringing, I was taught that it was sinful because it was self indulgent and covered under the sins of lust.

I was taught that there is a risk of the person becoming so wrapped up in self pleasure that they lose focus and forget about all others.

It was not necessarily about the "sexual" being wrong or dirty, but it was more about the fact that an act designed to be shared with another for the purpose of procreation becomes more about a solitary act of self fulfilment.

[Rapscallion]

It was not necessarily about the "sexual" being wrong or dirty, but it was more about the fact that an act designed to be shared with another for the purpose of procreation becomes more about a solitary act of self fulfilment.

Well, until I get an offer I don't run away from...

Rapscallion

[Ree]

Well, until I get an offer I don't run away from..

Aha...and there are some who might say the very fact that you have turned "inward" instead of "outward" is what keeps you running away from the offers.