Bishop rubbishes Christmas carols as embarrassing

[Fryk]

Would this guy be happier if we all wrote christmas carols about Mary changing Jesus's shitty diapers, or that time he got into trouble for throwing dirt clogs at old people in town?

[protege]

Who pissed in his cheerios this holiday?

Apparently Rudolph did

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Would this guy be happier if we all wrote christmas carols about Mary changing Jesus's shitty diapers, or that time he got into trouble for throwing dirt clogs at old people in town?

I know I would. I want hear about the dirt clods.

Probably going to hell for that.

[jackfaire]

Apparently Rudolph did

Well you know Reindeer games and all that

[Fryk]

I know I would. I want hear about the dirt clods.

Probably going to hell for that.

(The following is sung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree")

O Dirty Clogs! O Dirty Clogs!
That Jesus threw at people! O Dirty Clogs! O Dirty Clogs!
That Jesus threw at people!
He threw them all so heavenly,
At people passing in the street!
That is, of course, That is, of course
Until ol' Joseph beat him!

[DesignFox]

Would this guy be happier if we all wrote christmas carols about Mary changing Jesus's shitty diapers, or that time he got into trouble for throwing dirt clogs at old people in town?

Apparently Rudolph did

Well you know Reindeer games and all that

Thank you all for the LOL.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Well, it looks like hell will at least be full of people I enjoy talking to.

[DesignFox]

Well, it looks like hell will at least be full of people I enjoy talking to.

It's always seemed that way to me... My friends and I joke that we've got first class tickets in the basket and VIP seating for the show.

Seriously, if heaven is full of people like THAT GUY, I don't wanna go there.

[Parrothead]

Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

(Paraphrased from Mark Twain (I think))

[Fryk]

Hell (TM)-- It's a Dry Heat!!