The Onion rocks

[draco664]

Link

The cartoon image is definitely NSFW, but the accompanying mock-story is freaking hilarious.

Excerpt:

Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.

[Gravekeeper]

Shook head. Rolled eyes. Continued on with my day. >.>

I've been having a problem with the Onion lately in that at this point I seriously cannot tell if an Onion story about Biden is real or not until I see the url.

[smileyeagle1021]

All I could think of while looking at that was "hmm, apparently Jesus has nice abs" shrugged, and moved on with my day.