Religious Literature...

[Nekojin]

Apparently, simply telling a JW that you've been disassociated from the church will get them to leave immediately. JWs aren't supposed to talk to/interact with disassociated members, so it's a sure-fire way to get them to leave you alone.

Yes, that's correct. They're not allowed to interact with apostates at all. Which makes the religion seem all the more cult-like...

[Aethian]

I dunno I think the easiest way to get anyone to go away is to be wearing a bloody apron, have a large knife, and have a dog standing curious behind you with a bloody muzzle.

[Nekojin]

I dunno I think the easiest way to get anyone to go away is to be wearing a bloody apron, have a large knife, and have a dog standing curious behind you with a bloody muzzle.

That's pretty close to the "technique" that my friend used. =^_^=

[Aethian]

Hey the dog loved it, he was getting all the meat scraps....some of which werent scraps but he looked cute.