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  • #16
    I was a pretty good kid except for the screaming fits whenever mum would try to take me shopping. Turns out I'm highly allergic to a lot of cleaning products, especially bleach based ones. Mum liked to shop first thing, straight after the store had been cleaned. So guess who had a roaring headache after 5 minutes?

    Oh, I did also tell my mum and dad to send my brother back when he was born. I was 3 1/2 and didn't want a baby brother.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by TheHuckster View Post
      Aww, come on. Surely you snuck a cookie into your pocket, broke a lamp and blamed it on the dog, or at least thought about mailing your sibling to Timbuktu from time to time.
      At that age, I thought Timbuktu was in Austria.
      "Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
      ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest"

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      • #18
        I'm hanging out for a pair of naked women knocking on my door asking if I'd be interested in learning about hedonism.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by draco664 View Post
          I'm hanging out for a pair of naked women knocking on my door asking if I'd be interested in learning about hedonism.
          Aren't we all.
          I am a sexy shoeless god of war!
          Minus the sexy and I'm wearing shoes.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Nyoibo View Post
            Aren't we all.
            Not all of us. Some of us are holding out for naked men.

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            • #21
              It's below freezing outside. That's not a good place for naked people, so y'all will have to invite them inside.
              "My in-laws are country people and at night you can hear their distinctive howl."

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              • #22
                Now, now, modesty people, modesty. Wouldn't want the church members of Hedonism to be stopped by police for possible law breakings. Duct tape-clad (fe)males knocking on your door about the good H...

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by HYHYBT View Post
                  It's below freezing outside. That's not a good place for naked people, so y'all will have to invite them inside.
                  I'm in Florida. It's not -that- cold here. But I have no problem with letting them in to...discuss things.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by ngc_7331 View Post
                    I'm in Florida. It's not -that- cold here. But I have no problem with letting them in to...discuss things.
                    You'd like to have them point out a few things to you, eh?
                    Good news! Your insurance company says they'll cover you. Unfortunately, they also say it will be with dirt.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Panacea View Post
                      You'd like to have them point out a few things to you, eh?
                      Oh, of course, and very carefully. Don't want to miss anything important, you know.

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