So I heard today that Bill Nye (the Science Guy!) is to debate Ken Ham (Ph.D. in Truthology with a minor in Used Car Sales from Bumfuck University) tomorrow, Tuesday, February 4th.
Bill Nye, you are a fool.
Yes, reality, facts, evidence, everything objective and measurable is on your side. True, there IS no debate, evolution is fact, creationism is bollocks, and no mere book, no amount of lying, is going to change that.
However, none of that will matter. The event takes place on enemy territory, in a stronghold of the enemy, with one of the enemy's most grizzled veterans, a veritable General Patton among the soldiers of myth. And you, what experience do you have in this matter? How many creationists have you confronted? You are no Hitchens or Dawkins, that much is clear by your allowing this event to take place in hostile turf.
I can only hope that you've been memorizing AronRa's Foundational Falsehoods of Creationism series, spending time with Genie Scott, and otherwise training yourself to recognize the tactics and traps the enemy will use to eviscerate inexperienced debaters such as yourself. Maybe you'll get in some good blows, perhaps even some epic ones, but we will never see it. We will never know. You'll be in the house of the believers, surrounded by believers, with not a single rational mind to recognize any accomplishments you may make. Video and audio of the event will be cut and slashed to make you look like a fool--and a fool you are, for allowing this to go on in the first place. The best you can hope for is to come out with your dignity intact.
Good luck, sir.
TEAL DEER: I agree with everything AronRa said here: http://youtu.be/mRMmV-c2uDM
Bill Nye, you are a fool.
Yes, reality, facts, evidence, everything objective and measurable is on your side. True, there IS no debate, evolution is fact, creationism is bollocks, and no mere book, no amount of lying, is going to change that.
However, none of that will matter. The event takes place on enemy territory, in a stronghold of the enemy, with one of the enemy's most grizzled veterans, a veritable General Patton among the soldiers of myth. And you, what experience do you have in this matter? How many creationists have you confronted? You are no Hitchens or Dawkins, that much is clear by your allowing this event to take place in hostile turf.
I can only hope that you've been memorizing AronRa's Foundational Falsehoods of Creationism series, spending time with Genie Scott, and otherwise training yourself to recognize the tactics and traps the enemy will use to eviscerate inexperienced debaters such as yourself. Maybe you'll get in some good blows, perhaps even some epic ones, but we will never see it. We will never know. You'll be in the house of the believers, surrounded by believers, with not a single rational mind to recognize any accomplishments you may make. Video and audio of the event will be cut and slashed to make you look like a fool--and a fool you are, for allowing this to go on in the first place. The best you can hope for is to come out with your dignity intact.
Good luck, sir.
TEAL DEER: I agree with everything AronRa said here: http://youtu.be/mRMmV-c2uDM
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