odd questions about sex

[gremcint]

from the most recent zero punctuation video:

If you have sex with a clone of yourself is that incest or masturbation?
If you have sex with conjoined twins when only one consents is it rape?
(he used the term time shared vagina)



One of my own:
If I were to gain superstrength and use that strength to pick up the space needle and then proceed to insert it repeatedly into the grand canyon does that mean I would have fucked the us?

be as ridiculous as you want within the board rules and ask your own questions if you want.

[Nyoibo]

If a man is into beastiality and has sex with a pig with swine flu and contracts swine flu, does that make it an STD?

[Flyndaran]

If I masturbate to a DVD of "UP" have I fucked up?
If I don't use it, will I in fact lose it.. it being my girlfriend? (Oooh sexism right off the bat.)

[gremcint]

If I masturbate to a DVD of "UP" have I fucked up?
If I don't use it, will I in fact lose it.. it being my girlfriend? (Oooh sexism right off the bat.)

masturbate no, but if you insert your member into the hole in the middle of the dvd then yes.