Where do I go to escape?

[Wingates_Hellsing]

If God is coming... he's going to find me relaxing on a couch or lounge chair with a drink. And, I'd be mightily offended if he didn't have a drink with me after he's come all the way for my sorry sack of bones. That and I'll be damned if I get up and go before I'm darn good and ready to get up and go.

So, yeah... I'm not escaping. Unless you count the bottom of a bottle.

And don't those sandwich boards just remind you of those targets you used to shoot at with BB guns or Bows & Arrows... and people voluntarily wear them?

I think they're taunting us... isn't that a form of provocation? 'Cuz I've got some painful BB guns

[Vagabond]

Wingates... Hmmm, difficult question.
I would have to first ask a few questions..
1. Are They French?
2. Are they farting in your general direction?
3. Are they insulting your mother and/or father?

If any or all of the above are 'yes' then, please, by all means employ (deploy?) thine BB's, sir.

[Wingates_Hellsing]

Wingates... Hmmm, difficult question.
I would have to first ask a few questions..
1. Are They French?
2. Are they farting in your general direction?
3. Are they insulting your mother and/or father?

If any or all of the above are 'yes' then, please, by all means employ (deploy?) thine BB's, sir.

1: Enough to count.
2: These people defecate using speech, so yes, they are.
3: They insult everyone not them, my mother and father are both not them, therefore, they are.

A point of clarity, would I be going overboard if I used the BB gun that looks like this?

[Vagabond]

*was going for a Monty Python reference... *

I can't get the pic to come up... but I'll say 'yes' on general principle.

[Wingates_Hellsing]

*was going for a Monty Python reference... *

I can't get the pic to come up... but I'll say 'yes' on general principle.

Oh I know, holy grail is one of my favs.

And, for the record, it's a replica SAW (MKII I think, though I could be wrong)

[Vagabond]

Ouch... eeeks. Ummm. a SAW, even with BBs would be harsh, methinks, even against a raving lunatic.
Maybe perhaps UN-FROZEN paintballs? They aren't causing harm are they? just generally being idiots in public?

[LadyBarbossa]

The only real harm they're doing is to their own reputation, and to some extent, the reputation of a lot of religious groups who don't support hate-mongering.

But I can't imagine what it'd feel like if it were the funeral of a loved one of mine that they were picketing, saying that the person deserved it . . . .

[Wingates_Hellsing]

The only real harm they're doing is to their own reputation, and to some extent, the reputation of a lot of religious groups who don't support hate-mongering.

But I can't imagine what it'd feel like if it were the funeral of a loved one of mine that they were picketing, saying that the person deserved it . . . .

I hear liasing with the local motorcycle associations is often a good contingency for this situation. Otherwise, I recommend fire

[LadyBarbossa]

I hear liasing with the local motorcycle associations is often a good contingency for this situation. Otherwise, I recommend fire

Ha! I saw a video where the local motorcycle clubs got involved. They did an excellent job of creating such a crowd that you couldn't see or hear the loonies much at all