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[Rapscallion]

A chum of mine is ridiculously proud of the time he farted on a plane and a five-year-old child ended up in tears as a result.

"But mummy, it smells!" with tears running down his face.

Rapscallion

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Oh, I can make my Fiance run screaming from the room/bed with my gas. And we keep a candle in the bathroom for a reason.

Okay, not to change the subject, but does that really work?

I'm serious.

[Andara Bledin]

Okay, not to change the subject, but does that really work?

Yes.

They're inefficient, but the molecules that carry the odor get pulled into the flame by convection currents and get burned up, changing the odor they give out, sometimes eliminating them completely or causing them to become heavier than the air.

^-.-^

[AdminAssistant]

Well, and the smell of vanilla peach smells better than nasty bathroom smells.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Yes.

They're inefficient, but the molecules that carry the odor get pulled into the flame by convection currents and get burned up, changing the odor they give out, sometimes eliminating them completely or causing them to become heavier than the air.

^-.-^

This would seem to explain all those jokes about lighting a match.

[Nyoibo]

Lighting a match is more the smell of the sulfur and other stuff overpowering the smell.

[NateSean]

Yes.

They're inefficient, but the molecules that carry the odor get pulled into the flame by convection currents and get burned up, changing the odor they give out, sometimes eliminating them completely or causing them to become heavier than the air.

^-.-^

How did Ms. Frizzle ever miss that one?

[Eisa]

It feels like this thread needs pictures.

Let's see...I have a bit of a tummy, I have freckles [not overpowering, but definitely freckles], my teeth are definitely not white [too much fluoride as a child~that shit stains your teeth!], I have glasses that are probably considered nerdy, and while I'm not a redhead....instead of the under-tint to my hair being brown like it apparently should be for a dirty blonde~it's orange. So I'm like a ginger in disguise.

I'm also deathly pale. My mother says I look like a ghost.