Teen girl feels "disrespected" by her mom having sex

[Ginger Tea]

"Kid make yourself scarce for a while."
"No, why should I! your not my real dad!"
"Well, your mum's horny and has just about to put the washing machine on. I don't think you will want to be around for that."

[blas87]

I agree with Admin.

Speaking of sleepovers, I never lived down what my parents did at one of my birthday sleepovers. They just could NOT go a night without having sex, and I had about a handfull of girlfriends over, and we were parked out in the livingroom watching movies. Parents' bedroom was just down the hall.

I didn't live that down for years. And my parents, to this day, wonder why I hardly ever invited any girlfriends over for the night since that night. If they think no one heard that, they are stupid.

Meanwhile, in more recent times, my mother will actually mash in between my brother and his girlfriend or yell at them about where their hands are (if he DARES put his hand on her leg). They are both early 20somethings.

Up until things got a little rocky with my dad's drinking, my mom wouldn't care if my brother and I were in the room or not, she'd waltz right up and whisper and giggle into my dad's ear and sit on his lap or full on straddle him and start making out with him until my brother and I got up and left or yelled at them.

Mom always used to scream "But we're MARRRRRRIIIEEEEED!"

Yet her adult children must always be arms width away from their SOs.

Guys, I am so, so sorry I burned you all with those stories. SOO sorry. It hurts me more than you.

[gremcint]

let the spoiled brat go to the teen shelter for a couple nights, 5 minutes after she gets there she'll want to go right back.

[Amanita]

I agree with Admin.

Speaking of sleepovers, I never lived down what my parents did at one of my birthday sleepovers. They just could NOT go a night without having sex, and I had about a handfull of girlfriends over, and we were parked out in the livingroom watching movies. Parents' bedroom was just down the hall.

I didn't live that down for years. And my parents, to this day, wonder why I hardly ever invited any girlfriends over for the night since that night. If they think no one heard that, they are stupid.

Meanwhile, in more recent times, my mother will actually mash in between my brother and his girlfriend or yell at them about where their hands are (if he DARES put his hand on her leg). They are both early 20somethings.

Up until things got a little rocky with my dad's drinking, my mom wouldn't care if my brother and I were in the room or not, she'd waltz right up and whisper and giggle into my dad's ear and sit on his lap or full on straddle him and start making out with him until my brother and I got up and left or yelled at them.

Mom always used to scream "But we're MARRRRRRIIIEEEEED!"

Yet her adult children must always be arms width away from their SOs.

Guys, I am so, so sorry I burned you all with those stories. SOO sorry. It hurts me more than you.

Wow, gotta love the hypocrisy there. Seriously, people with no ability to restrain themselves when they want to make out no matter who's around just bug the snot out of me. It just comes across as disrespectful to everyone else around. Like "I don't care how anyone else feels, I wanna make out and I wanna make out NOW!"
I used to live with somebody like that as a roommate. He would grab at his SO's junk, try to pull their pants down right in front of me, even when they expressed discomfort and told him to knock it off. But no. He just wanted to get it on, who gives a crap if anyone's inconvenienced. He even used to do it when we were getting ready to go somewhere. I'd be standing there by the door, ready to leave while he tried to instigate a giant loud makeout session upstairs, doing a fine job of making sure we never left on time. It's why I just hate those viagra commercials where people's urge to have sex rightthisveryminute results in missing all but the last two minutes of the opera, letting the roast burn and the bathtub overflow, or leaving some poor cabbie sitting outside twiddling his thumbs for however long.

[blas87]

I won't lie, my parents PDA was a big reason I always went over to someone else's house or tried to hide from them when I was out in public with them.

They'd always guilt with the "Would you rather have us divorced or fighting all the time?!" but that was not a fair argument.

They just don't like my brother's girlfriend. Which, neither do I. But as long as they aren't dry humping in the livingroom, I'm not going to scream time out and run in between them like Mom does, or yell "HAND CHECK!"

Edit: I just remembered another awkward sleepover. Though, this time we were in our teens, and my friend's dad had a very, very loud girlfriend. What grossed us out was her dad was in his 50s and his girlfriend was only about 8 years older than us.

[protege]

Wow, gotta love the hypocrisy there. Seriously, people with no ability to restrain themselves when they want to make out no matter who's around just bug the snot out of me. It just comes across as disrespectful to everyone else around. Like "I don't care how anyone else feels, I wanna make out and I wanna make out NOW!"

I knew a couple like that in college. These two were *constantly* playing either "touchy-feely" or "tonsil hockey" no matter what the occasion. We'd be in the cafeteria, or hanging out off campus, and they'd start sucking face. At least they didn't moan...but that's beside the point.

Nobody wanted to be around them for awhile, especially after one *epic* event involving a fire escape... A *what?* you're asking? Seems one night she got a bit 'aroused,' and her man was working in one of the labs. Rather than wait for him to come down and unlock the door...she decided to climb the building's fire escape, and pound on a window.

I actually forgot to mention one thing--while they were sucking face all the time, the pair would constantly rail against *anyone* who was having sex (or they *thought* was having sex) before marriage. A bit hypocritical, aren't we?

[Greenday]

My mom just called me into her room to get me to sexile the dogs from there. Now I have two bored looking beagles sitting on my bed, staring at me while I eat popcorn and watch Star Wars.

I think I should call the cops.

[blas87]

Oh gosh, that's so awkard with animals.

Back at our old house, I used to have a flat roof over my bedroom, and late at night (I was a night owl long before night shift work) I'd sneak out for a smoke.

Baby, my feral cat we've attempted to domesticate since I was 14, was an outdoor cat at the time, and had lots of male suitors.

There were so many nights in the middle of the night you'd just hear caterwalling all damn night.

[Eisa]

My mom just called me into her room to get me to sexile the dogs from there. Now I have two bored looking beagles sitting on my bed, staring at me while I eat popcorn and watch Star Wars.

I think I should call the cops.

Beagles? -perks- I'd take the beagles. I love beagles, they're so adorable.



Er, anyway. The girl in the story is ridiculous.

[Amanita]

What the hell is it with Office tower plazas?
When I was in New York, my friend and I were chilling in front of One Penn Plaza, and we noticed the security guards in the lobby staring hard in our direction. But it wasn't us they were worried about. There was a couple standing a few feet away, sucking face like it was going out of style. I guess the guards were worried those two were gonna try for the grand slam horizontal bam next.

A few days later we were up with the XYZ buildings of Rockefeller Center, and were sitting on the edge of the fountain in front of "X", the Exxon tower. Another couple was sitting there two, with one of the pair practically standing between the other's legs, engaging in the Tonsil Hockey Stanley Cup match. Make out Manhattan!

Seriously, do these massive buildings emit pheremones or something, that encourage PDA?

[blas87]

No towers here, but last summer, I was treated to the sight of a girl lifting up her dress, not wearing underwear, so her boyfriend could feel her new freshly saved "Pussay" (she said it, not me).

In front of everyone in the outdoor smoking area. And I wasn't drunk enough to let it not bother me.

I'm not a Quaker or anything, but hell, that's the worst I have ever seen out in public. And the time a couple was making out in the McDonalds drive-thru and I'd just worked a hellish shift of OT and just wanted to go home and eat.

[Andara Bledin]

The worst I've seen has been multiple times spotting couples actually going at it, full on sex, in the middle of a public area. The women were always wearing skirts, but really... >_<

^-.-^

[blas87]

Like on park benches and parks?

[Andara Bledin]

Spotted one in a park, yeah. And not over to the side, either, but in the middle of a sunny patch of grass.

The most memorable, however, was the couple going at it against the outside of a set of steps while the locals lined up to get into the Rocky show. Pretty sure they planned it that way.

^-.-^

[Ginger Tea]

Rocky horror or Balbora (sp) for Horror, I doubt that would faze many, I've seen a few costume changes in the street (I was semi dressed when I got there and just finished off myself), so I don't think there would be many prudes in the audience.