Sex involves holding hands!

[fireheart17]

Holding hands is now "gateway sexual activity" in Tennessee

So apparently holding hands is a "gateway" to sexual activity.

All I can see is a lot of dads not being able to hold their kids hand now, lest they be accused of "gateway sexual activity".

I have one thing to say to that:

[HYHYBT]

Good lord, I'm a pervert after all. I've held hands with my sister in law and my nephew *at the same time!* While saying the blessing, no less.

[Andara Bledin]

Well, they had to shelve their "Can't say Gay" law after they figured out that it was completely and utterly redundant after only two years of wasting time and money on it.

This was the next most-ridiculous matter.

^-.-^

[anakhouri]

I hold my husband's hand pretty much everywhere we go. Trust me, it does not mean we will be having sex later.

[BlaqueKatt]

dammit I was going to organize a giant red rover game there....

[Greenday]

I've held my dogs paws. Does this mean beastiality is imminent?

[bex1218]

Way to go TN, way to go.

[Ginger Tea]

So that also means a hand shake leads to an Austrailian handshake?

Wow job interviews just got wierd.

[Jaden]

If this is true, then apparently I've gotten closer to getting laid way more often than I thought I had.

[Racket_Man]

and here I thought that just being born was a gateway sexual activity

You know the old joke that goes: Men spend 9 months trying to get out and a lifetime trying to get back in.

what next???? are they going to blind all babies born in TN so when they grow up they can not "look with lust in their eyes" at another person (pick your flavor and gender)?????

[Gravekeeper]

Oh god, the things I have ( apparently ) done. >.>

[telecom_goddess]

Geeebus ....why do they keep insisting that this route is a good way to go? The Don't Say gay bill would only cause harm to those kids that are gay/bi/trans by not giving them any kind of role model to go by. Plus being told that they are bad for feeling they way they do. Good way to drive up the suicide rate.

Now this holding hand "gateway" bullshit....seriously?? And they make it sound like any and all remotely sexual activity is going to RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!

There is a reason I don't live in Tennessee..... or the south in general. No offense to those here that do, I know you all don't fit the mold, but it's NOT the place for me.

Someone like me would be drawn a quartered down there

[bex1218]

I know some school wanted kids to ask permission to give hugs and hold hands. But thats different. Its not saying it could lead to sex.

ANd to think of it. I might be bi if I was holding hands with girls and guys. Just, no... I like my women. And a pedophile. EWWWWWWWWW

[Dilorenzo]

BRB, have many people to hold hands with *gets smacked by wife*

[wraiths_crono]

so... lets say you hold your own hand in public, does that mean its a form of masturbation...?