Teresa Gilbert threw boiling water over her boyfriend's back, leaving him burned and scared.
The same day, Teresa Culpepper called in that her pickup had been stolen.
Culpepper gets arrested for the assault.
Culpepper is three inches shorter, six-years younger, doesn't have a gold tooth, and lives at a completely different address a mile away.
The assault victim kept telling the prosecutors that they had the wrong woman, since, you know, his attacker is still free.
But hey, same first name. Close enough.
After almost fifty days in jail, she was finally brought before a judge. The victim finally got someone with a braincell to listen. Judge dismisses the felony charge and apologises to Culpepper, saying that he'll get her out today.
Only, he forgets to dismiss the misdemeanor charge. Jail-folk won't release her with those charges still pending.
Culpepper finally gets out a week later (after 53 days) to find that she's been evicted from her apartment, all her stuff has been stolen, and her pickup has been sold for scrap to cover the towing charges. And the icing on the cake? She has to pay back $1000 in disability payments, because you can't get disability if you're in jail - and it doesn't matter if you are there incorrectly.
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The same day, Teresa Culpepper called in that her pickup had been stolen.
Culpepper gets arrested for the assault.
Culpepper is three inches shorter, six-years younger, doesn't have a gold tooth, and lives at a completely different address a mile away.
The assault victim kept telling the prosecutors that they had the wrong woman, since, you know, his attacker is still free.
But hey, same first name. Close enough.
After almost fifty days in jail, she was finally brought before a judge. The victim finally got someone with a braincell to listen. Judge dismisses the felony charge and apologises to Culpepper, saying that he'll get her out today.
Only, he forgets to dismiss the misdemeanor charge. Jail-folk won't release her with those charges still pending.
Culpepper finally gets out a week later (after 53 days) to find that she's been evicted from her apartment, all her stuff has been stolen, and her pickup has been sold for scrap to cover the towing charges. And the icing on the cake? She has to pay back $1000 in disability payments, because you can't get disability if you're in jail - and it doesn't matter if you are there incorrectly.
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