How do you go about convincing him of that? Book a romantic weekend away? Meet him dressed as a french maid as he gets home from work?
How about... punch yourself in the face, rip your clothes, pick two random strangers off Facebook and claim they raped you? Yeah, that'll do the trick!
Look at that, it worked! BF is much more attentive. Those poor sods who spent 2 months being grilled by the cops, having their lives medically and forensically examined in detail? Fuckem, who cares? BF isn't going to as many football games now.
It's not like you'll be jailed if it all comes out.
How about... punch yourself in the face, rip your clothes, pick two random strangers off Facebook and claim they raped you? Yeah, that'll do the trick!
Look at that, it worked! BF is much more attentive. Those poor sods who spent 2 months being grilled by the cops, having their lives medically and forensically examined in detail? Fuckem, who cares? BF isn't going to as many football games now.
It's not like you'll be jailed if it all comes out.
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