1. The guy who yells at me to hurry up in a line when I’m not even the first person in line!
2. The guy who is at the front of the line who decides now is the best time to choose powerball numbers that are divisible by 23.
3. People who feel the need to get into a fistfight over every little disagreement. Are you 10 years old???
4. People who use the phrase “Runnin’ his mouth!”
5. Really dumb rednecks that you have to explain everything to three or four times.
6. Same rednecks who feel like they have to fight to compensate for their dumbness.
7. People who get on my case for being “judgmental.” Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?
8. People who call me on the phone at the most inconvenient times, such as when I’m playing DoD.
9. People who think nirvana and pearl jam are the best bands ever.
10. People who love Army of Darkness.
11. People who pretend to like everything cool just so they can fit in.
12. Even more so, people who pretend to hate everything cool just so they can feel special.
13. People who are incapable of sitting down and enjoying a good movie. Does everything have to be about explosions?
14. People who spend all day watching sports and then act like i'm a loser because i play video games all day.
15. Extremely left-or-right political people. You know, the ones who believe the second amendment entitles them to own nukes, or the ones who think that if you're a minority you should just get a big government check for a million dollars a year.
16. Rich people who still complain about money. "Oh noes! The government took 50% of my pay this year! Now I only have TEN billion dollars!"
17. Interrupters. I know a guy who will ask you how you are doing, and before you've even taken a breath to answer him he's cut you off and talking about something you don't care about.
18. People who constantly ramble on about inappropriate subjects at inappropriate times. i.e. probably not the best idea to start bragging about your World of Warcraft character while the other guys are trying to watch the Superbowl.
19. People who are completely full of crap. So full of crap that it doesn't even make sense anymore. The 30 year old guy who claims he fought in Vietnam, or the gigantic out of shape guy who claims to be a master Ninja warrior and was the inspiration for "The Last Samurai".
20. People who actually believe them.
That's it for now. Stay tuned!
2. The guy who is at the front of the line who decides now is the best time to choose powerball numbers that are divisible by 23.
3. People who feel the need to get into a fistfight over every little disagreement. Are you 10 years old???
4. People who use the phrase “Runnin’ his mouth!”
5. Really dumb rednecks that you have to explain everything to three or four times.
6. Same rednecks who feel like they have to fight to compensate for their dumbness.
7. People who get on my case for being “judgmental.” Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?
8. People who call me on the phone at the most inconvenient times, such as when I’m playing DoD.
9. People who think nirvana and pearl jam are the best bands ever.
10. People who love Army of Darkness.
11. People who pretend to like everything cool just so they can fit in.
12. Even more so, people who pretend to hate everything cool just so they can feel special.
13. People who are incapable of sitting down and enjoying a good movie. Does everything have to be about explosions?
14. People who spend all day watching sports and then act like i'm a loser because i play video games all day.
15. Extremely left-or-right political people. You know, the ones who believe the second amendment entitles them to own nukes, or the ones who think that if you're a minority you should just get a big government check for a million dollars a year.
16. Rich people who still complain about money. "Oh noes! The government took 50% of my pay this year! Now I only have TEN billion dollars!"
17. Interrupters. I know a guy who will ask you how you are doing, and before you've even taken a breath to answer him he's cut you off and talking about something you don't care about.
18. People who constantly ramble on about inappropriate subjects at inappropriate times. i.e. probably not the best idea to start bragging about your World of Warcraft character while the other guys are trying to watch the Superbowl.
19. People who are completely full of crap. So full of crap that it doesn't even make sense anymore. The 30 year old guy who claims he fought in Vietnam, or the gigantic out of shape guy who claims to be a master Ninja warrior and was the inspiration for "The Last Samurai".
20. People who actually believe them.
That's it for now. Stay tuned!
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