I've been cheating on my wife

[DrFaroohk]

It's true. I have another family in another town that I see that I've had since before I met my wife. I also have a few random girlfriends scattered around that I see all the time.

The problem is that one of the girls I was seeing has aids. So now I have aids. And I gave it to both of my wives. One of them is pregnant, so probably that new kid will have aids.

Or maybe we just shouldn't snoop into other people's business! lol...

[Nyoibo]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[guywithashovel]

Is this a joke?

[daleduke17]

Is this a joke?

I call fake. Way way way too over the top.

[Rapscallion]

Not the first time we've had an allegorical tale told to start a thread here. Right?

Rapscallion

[protege]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry's not on until 3pm

[BroomJockey]

The allegory I'm picking up seems to be a distaste for daytime talk shows that seem to pry in to the lives of others. However, Jerry's not as bad as it seems, http://ask.yahoo.com/20050225.html since most of the guests are coached, and they occasionally have actors on to play people as well.

[Flyndaran]

How is it prying when everyone shows up voluntarially?

[BroomJockey]

How is it prying when everyone shows up voluntarially?

Sentence parsing 101. All words are important. Seems to pry. As I pointed out, guests are coached, actors are hired.

[Flyndaran]

Sentence parsing 101. All words are important. Seems to pry. As I pointed out, guests are coached, actors are hired.

That's called television. Even the most honest documentaries reshoot things for emphasis and other reasons.

[DrFaroohk]

Yes. Or, when your wife goes searching through the firefox history to see what you've been up to, and just for fun starts reading all your e-mails and posts and what have you. And that sucks. I say, if you don't like what you see, maybe you shouldn't have been looking there in the first place.

[Flyndaran]

That's a truly odd interpretation.
I imagine you mean to conjur up images of wives being upset over normal issues. But just as easily they could find illegal images and be legitimately upset.

Most people need some form of privacy, but every couple needs to set up their own boundries.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Blah, Jerry is soo 90s, y'know. Over here, the in thing for cheating wives and husbands is the Jeremy Kyle show. Pretty much the same thing, cept with less chair throwing. XD

[blas87]

I prefer Maury Povich, myself.

I just don't know how poor old sweater and cardigan wearing Maury puts up with the various trash that come onto his show to scream "One of you 8 men is my baby's daddy!"

[tropicsgoddess]

Blah, Jerry is soo 90s, y'know. Over here, the in thing for cheating wives and husbands is the Jeremy Kyle show. Pretty much the same thing, cept with less chair throwing. XD

If I wanted to watch the fur fly on cheating SO's, I'd watch Cheaters.